"Come What May."

From time to time I'll post a clip from my gaming ventures that I think are impressive or funny. Mostly It'll be random stuff I'll re blog though.

[laffgaff]

I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.

She didn’t know I existed.

[laffgaff]

I'm a masochist. There's nothing I love more than getting up at 3 in the morning for a cold shower.

So I don’t.

[laffgaff]

I finally figured out what’s wrong with my brain.

On the left side, there is nothing right. On the right side, there is nothing left.

[laffgaff]

The doctor I'm seeing for my bad back is Egyptian.

He’s a Cairo-practor.

[laffgaff]

A cute girl at work said she'd only go on a date with me on a day that doesn't end in 'Y'.

I said, “Great! I’ll pick you up tomorrow!”

[laffgaff]

I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, "Have a good day, son."

“Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said, “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”.

[laffgaff]

I've never been married.

But I’ve had a few near Mrs.

[leaddragon]

Sniped.

[leaddragon]

Shot to the heart!

[leaddragon]

Bacon= saved.

[leaddragon]

I hate Deflecting Shot so much.

[pkpaulshow]

[pkpaulshow]

An actual line in Pokemon

[supersexygamergirl]

[ofdragons-and-pinkquaggans]

Anet once again testing my self restraint.

[miyku]

[theclashofqueens]

‘A beautiful dream.’ Yennefer lightly stroked his arm. ‘A house. A house built with your own hands and in the house you and me. You would raise horses and sheep, I would take care of the garden (…) Every now and then, Ciri would visit us with her husband and their three children (…) We could grow old with dignity. And if I get bored at night you would play the bagpipes made with your own hands. Playing the bagpipes, as everyone knows is the best remedy for the blues.’

‘And what do you want, Yen? What do you dream? ‘Only about things that can be achieved.’ ‘What about me?’ ‘I already have you.’

― Andrzej Sapkowski, Time of Contempt

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