i Hate it here

~a 22 yr old bi bitch~ i have mostly healthy coping mechanisms until i like someone, then i so deeply internalize how i feel until i forget about it and it comes out at 2am when im watching dog videos

[barrenwomb]

obsessed with baby capybaras

[blackpyrefly]

rat pupy unlimited

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[lets-steal-an-archive]

[juliansswimmingpool]

Idk why I’m making this a post

Link for the video that I found this comment under is here.

[ameliaadriannabooks]

If you read a book and think that I should also read that book you are 100% allowed to send me a message telling me to read that book.

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[brawltogethernow]

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

[leaderofthebaloneyheads]

Hello I’m back and better than ever i moved to Florida and I’m dating an amazing guy and we celebrated Valentine’s Day and i wore his pants and lingerie top when we were drinkin and he kept telling me how hot i looked and imagine—

Someone wears lingerie for u and then they walk around wearin ur PANTS

Damn...I’m gonna fall in love, yall

[vizrecon]

[hound-of-ulster]

[jabberwockypie]

Area Man Experiences Consequences, Whines About It

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

If you're in the notes thinking this is really only about little origami stars

[jabberwockypie]

Red flags such as:

- Dismissing his girlfriend’s hobbies and interests.

- Talking her out of buying fancy paper because HE doesn’t think it’s important. (Why does it matter if she spends her money on something she likes for her hobbies?)

- Destroying a thing his girlfriend made, repeatedly

- Disregarding when she asked him to stop, because he just couldn’t help himself.

- Ignoring that this thing he’s doing clearly upsets his girlfriend

- Lying to her repeatedly

- That whole mess of homophobic nonsense in the update, and acting like he’s the victim when he actually experiences consequences.

Classic DARVO response (Deny, Attack, Reverse the roles of Victim and Offender).

- First he says it wasn’t him, must have been her roommates destroying her things.

-It’s not a big deal, they’re just little paper stars, why are you making such a big deal about this? It doesn’t matter.

- Trying to guilt-trip her about how she could have seriously damaged his computer with that glitter!  Why is everyone being so MEAN telling him he’s the asshole? And how dare she date someone else! Can’t you see how unfair and TERRIBLE she’s being to him? And he’s ALL ALONE for Thanksgiving because she’s just being so UNREASONABLE. (Totally ignoring that these things are all consequences of his actions.)

Reminder: You can break up with someone for ANY REASON. Even if it’s “not a big deal” - if they’re not respecting you, your belongings, or your boundaries, that is TOTALLY a valid reason to break up with somebody or end a friendship.

[bimbodemon-deactivated20210909]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[nomattertheoceans]

When you’re on a first date but you have no idea how to behave

+ BONUS: When you don’t care about the date and just really want to watch the movie:

[whiteleisure]

رجل جميل

sir-rufolph

[piipstachio]

not to sound like a boomer but i think millenials should stop giving 1 - 10 yearolds their own tablets/ipads or let them roam around the internet willy nilly 

[fabulouslyfatworld]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

MY AMAZON PACKAGE WAS STOLEN😂😂😂

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@wakandamama

[wakandamama]

BRUH😂😂😂

[paxamericana]

[savannahfaerie]

I’M ?!

[saltytyrus]