Discarded Nothings

[goth-queen]

[depsidase]

[huffylemon]

[dogpuppy]

[crabussy]

"being a human is so boring why can't I be one of the COOL animals" okay hey. I hear you. but I actually really super love being an omnivorous persistence hunting primate with a stomach capable of dissolving many literal poisons and the ability to smell geosmin (released in the soil after it rains) at five parts per trillion. I super enjoy being a bipedal terrifyingly agile mammal with some of the most efficient sweat glands in the animal kingdom. I find a lot of joy in being an endotherm with mimicry abilities that rival most other animals with vocal chords. it's sick as hell I'm having a lot of fun

[crabussy]

awawa :3 awawa....

[identityarchitect]

[ID: tags reading "and i'm using that vocal mimicry to go awawa!!" /end ID]

[goon]

[muttley-do-something]

just hear those sleigh bells gurgling, slurp glurp hurgling too

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[barillapasta]

[xbuggyxboyx]

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[inkieswirlsgaming]

This is a threat

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jam-etc]

Wholesome

[shithowdy]

i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

[depsidase]

[subaru-copilot]

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

[teaboot]

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

[memeuplift]

[alkersch]

You're giving her 2 hours of free babysitting every week! This is what it means when we say, "it takes a village".

[depsidase]