What a Grand and Intoxicating Innocence @leaf424 - Tumblr Blog

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

#the radio station at work has been playing it every day at 5:30 on the dot #as well as uma thurman at 6:47 #and if i have to hear benson boone screaming one more time...#also that song thats like “back to life back to reality #they used to play the climb by miley cyrus at 8:15 every day but they got a new playlist or something that is Worse

pixiecaps

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

pixiecaps

they couldnt take the heat

doctordotdj

seravph

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

rottenlittlefink

Red Delicious Apples

punk-rocking-nerd

parakeet

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

voidsentprinces

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

notjusthespongenextdoor

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

notjusthespongenextdoor

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

crowboy-bebop

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

curlicuecal

vagisil

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

glowcowboy

i am full of love and also fatigue

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

Hey guys I had fun at my party bc 3 of my friends showed up and we painted flower pots and made keychains :3

#i had a fun time #and we have plans to hang out relatively soon #more craft nights #maybe game nights as well?#it was fun and I'm so tired

Planned a party for the first time for my 30th and had 2 of my 5 people cancel so far :(

#like i know shit happens #but i made way too much food #and i feel stupid for being sad about this #at my big age #it's fine #I'm determined to have fun

redstonedust

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

deepspacepirate

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

togepipi

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

uhhhhmanda

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.