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Leif | 25 | Married Polyamorous | 18+| Trans posting, funny stuff, horny posting

[leefteef]

You can plan whatever you want to on June third. Nothing is happening on June third. Plan anything you want on June third!

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[nicolauda]

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

[pastaroasta]

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

[doink-z-deactivated20241130]

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[onceuponamirror]

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[captain-snark]

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

[astronomical-bagel]

[saul-tortellini]

This is how 40k works

[edgar-allan-possum]

Reading this post renders you unable to get legally married by Cocaine Bear

[rohirric-hunter]

Reblog to render your followers unable to get legally married by Cocaine Bear

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

prev's tags are too good not to save

[hempkitty]

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

[gremlin-pattie]

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[status-updates]

Notice: not only do your friends actually like you, they secretly like you twice as much as they let on

[gripes-withthesun]

An experience that made me feel much more assured in my friendships was at college, a friend and myself were talking about a third friend of ours and how cool and knowledgeable and smart she is and how we feel like we could never be that cool. The next day I was working with a professor on some paper presentations we were about to have and when I came out of the staff room I was informed that these two aforementioned friends were having the same discussion about me. And it turns out we spent a lot of time thinking about our friends who aren’t currently in the room and gushing over how cool and smart and talented they are without being able to say all of it to their face.

Your friends secretly love you a lot more than they already express, just like you love them so intensely that saying it all to their faces would sound clumsy to your own ears. It’s true though

[vmohlere]

I’ve had more than one friend say “no, listen to me for one second: you are literally and actually one of my favorite people, I enjoy your presence in my life” and if that won’t rock a foundation …

It’s so good to be loved.

[subversivegrrl]

“Loved” is something I take for granted, but “one of my favorite people” is like. Oh surely not. I mean there are so many other people? And I’m just. Me

[creekfiend]

a friend's coworker was just diagnosed with immune itp bc he showed up at the ER with bruises and they took his blood and the platelet count was zero. as in none. white blood cells normal. platelets Zero. and apparently his immune system just ate them

as always the human immune system is not beating the "overactive HOA that explodes the whole subdivision bc someone put up a basketball hoop in their driveway" allegations

I really hate that it can just be looking around and go "hmmm I don't like the cut of this guy's jib" and the guy is YOUR OWN BLOOD

I was also reminded recently about the eyes having "immune privilege" meaning your immune system isn't really supposed to Go There bc your eyeball tissue is so delicate that inflammation and higher temperatures would destroy the tissue. so your body is just like. "don't look over there. nothing to be concerned about. nothing to see here" about. your eyes. to prevent your immune system from EXPLODING THE SUBDIVISION

human immune system fascinating (derogatory)

[hyaenidaeful]

taps mic again

If you think gynecological facilities are inherently "women's spaces" you need to go fuck yourself and check yourself too. Fucking transphobic, exorsexist, intersexist shitbags.

It's almost like there are people who aren't women who need that fucking care and have to fight twice as hard because "Oh you aren't a woman lol why would you need that" BECAUSE I HAVE A FUCKING UTERUS. I HAVE A VAGINA. I HAVE BREASTS. THAT IS MY PLACE TO BE FOR CARE OF MY OWN ANATOMY EVEN IF I DON'T IDENTIFY AS A WOMAN.

Being a specific gender or assigned gender doesn't mean shit about someones anatomy, and if you think it does, You are as said, a transphobic, exorsexist, intersexist shitbag.

What is so fucking hard for some of y'all to grasp.

[girldraki]

[rottenish]

yeah i'll pin you down and ask you why you think you can get away with it, teasing me until i can't think about anything than absolutely ruining you. have you tried being good for me? i don't think so. guess who'll be a good boy for me then? let's see how long you can act like you're not desperate for me, aching and mindless

[cutecipher]

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

[cutecipher]

btw if anyone gets $5,000 because of this post, you're welcome.

[rottenish]

april fools more like international brat day, we can definitely get away with everything right?

[leefteef]

Item: The Memory Squeegee Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game would you erase from your memory just to experience it for the first time again?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Skyrim

[leefteef]

Item: A Set of Dice Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you consider yourself a lucky person when playing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Sure

[leefteef]

Item: A Glass of Water Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Best video game water level?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Mario bros dont remember which one

[leefteef]

Item: A Soft Pillow Rarity: ⏶ Common

What's your comfort game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Mideval dynasty