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🔪Jo🔪he/him🔪I’m evil!🔪

[taffypointby]

my new DnD character, Iro !

Iro's whole idea is that he died and was resurrected (the black and white version is him after that, aka the main version) and has no memories of his life, but there's A LOT to unpack about it... The drama involves a dead husband, obsession, corruption, and an infinite amount of hurtful sibling fights.

The one with short black hair on the 3rd image is actually his little sister Astrid! (Ahh, a drawing of them when they were still happy..!) They're traveling together now.

i love this sad old man so much guys....

[firagasoap]

以前に卒展のポストを見つけてからずっと見てみたかった作品。 まさか最終日にこの目で拝むことができるとは… 感激です…！ #GOLEM展

[clover-mouse]

Another bit of older art, a tree bark/tree ring faerie I doodled up in response to a friend entertaining the idea of running a small-folk d&d campaign.

[clearbreathing]

sweet lil’ baby mandrakes

[fairies-and-fancies-creates-dea]

Fairy snail with hand painted gold star details. Made by me.

[plastiboo]

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[plastiboo]

[effemimaniac]

don't bother me I'm atop my tower pondering the Fractal Orbs of Pleasure. ascending the accursed spire, so to speak. wizard business, you know how it is.

[effemimaniac]

really loving the assortment of artifacts in the More like this section of this post

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

sorry yall cant come over tonight fucked the wrong hole in the block shape puzzle

[lalalychee]

Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

[normal-horoscopes]

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

[megalodonpussy]

[official-penis-posts]

Official Aphrodite’s Cock Post (It Wards Off Evil Spirits)

[catmask]

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

[catmask]

[alisonzai]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

been repeating this in my head all day

[borange]

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

[02nd]

hi

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

You should all be beaten like piñatas

[benihana-circumcision]

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

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Kyrgyzstan’s Petroglyphs #2 Inner Tien Shan and Osh

[boxercrab]

source

[bogleech]

no territorialism between different kinds of moral eels, they know they’re all the same ridiculous thing

[journeymanfool]

me and the boys

[boxercrab]

happy moray eel monday and happy 5th birthday to this post which has single handedly overtaken my notifications on several occasions