ah

I didnt ask to be born

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[the-shy-fox]

[sweetcomrade]

moodboard of terrified/horrified guests on the eric andre show

[teathattast]

[probablyquestionablerpgideas]

Your players decide to go see if they can find some cool new weapons to buy. This is what they see when they walk into the store

[thisisshitposting]

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[theseriouscynic]

Him and this gif have the same energy

[onlyblackgirlintheclass2]

He dragged him for not listening lmao

[glumshoe]

tape a knife to a roomba, slap a “this machine kills fascists” sticker on top, and let it loose at a nazi rally

[champagnemoon]

[thighetician]

(1983)

[thetallblacknerd]

2016

[durbikins]

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

[oddpolicy]

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

[durbikins]

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

[goodbye--1989]

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

[durbikins]

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

[rock10zxa]

amusement part discourse 

[airframeextender]

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

[lavenderek]

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

[megazord]

[meanplastic]

He knows what month it is

[tachylyte]

*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck

[gardenoffish]

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

[pcklesthings]

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

[gardenoffish]

I’m 5'2

[pcklesthings]

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you

[mysharona1987]

[goawfma]

whos mans

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

Omfg

[surprisebitch]

horny on main

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

[respectfulmemes]

[mentalkillness]

I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher