Happy Honda Days™

oh. it's 8 pm!

[pukicho]

How does the sun work?

Where do you think all that fire goes when you put out a candle or campfire? it gets sucked up into space and added to The Ball.

[pukicho]

I feel like making shit up, ask me how something works and I’ll figure it out

[i-am-gaywastaken]

How do gun work

[pukicho]

A gun is the mother-pod for bullets, they’re incubated deep inside the mechanical womb and birthed at 1700 miles-per-hour when they smell fresh blood

[gemsoldier35]

What about cars, Puki?

[pukicho]

The wheels don’t do shit, four small men move it when you’re not looking, they hide under the hood

[deep-dive]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Oh please, with how many furries are in advanced fields, the only surprise is that this didn’t happen sooner. In fact, I’d be shocked if the demographic of people who were in space before Cameron Bess doesn’t include more furries who just keep it under their hats.

[deep-dive]

mayhaps i should clarify i love a furry in pop culture moment just maybe not some venture capitalist’s pansexual son joining jeff bezos’s pet project literally days after 6 amazon workers died during a factory roof collapse in a tornado bc they weren’t allowed to leave & weren’t prepared or equipped to handle it

[diiaf]

This is crucial information as far as I’m concerned

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[nickaroooo]

[damienstarry0w0]

You guys missed the best part

[ladybugsandchats]

Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

[novafuzzcheeks]

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

[great-tweets]

I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.

[ginkovskij]

i will raise my children traditionally

the oldest will have a ruinous military career and develop a tendency to recklessness, alcoholism and anger management issues the middle one will be a brilliant student with strong atheist inclinations and casual demonic hallucinations the youngest will be an angel prone to hysteria turned tsaricide by circumstances

[pointnclick]

is this about malcolm in the middle

[plum-soup]

there are 4 brothers in malcolm in the middle but yes

[charlesoberonn]

Venn diagrams don’t really work past 3 circles.

[charlesoberonn]

4-circle Venn diagrams are problematic because they don’t include the intersections of opposite circles without also including one of the other two circles (in this example there’s no AC or BD)

The problem only gets worse with more circles.

[charlesoberonn]

You could solve this problem by using different shapes, like ovals

[blackcurrant-juice]

[up-north-values]

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[cop-disliker69]

[sprachgefuehle]

“That sounds like a good idea…….”-“Is there something bothering you with the idea?”-“No, the idea is GOOD…..🙂”

[biteswhenprovoked]

Can someone explain this to me?

[cop-disliker69]

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]

[kaispeakshermind]

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you

[yujikibafaiz]

[readandwritesilver]

[loveallthegays]

[deathwarlock]

You look like a white Lin Manuel Miranda.

Turn off anon I just want to burn you to a crisp with hell fire

[deathwarlock]

[unclefather]

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here

[funnytwittertweets]

[headspace-hotel]

hold on can I just

Buy these

[headspace-hotel]

It doesn’t feel like I should be able to just do this.

$4.99? 500 stickers that say Cubed for $4.99????

[headspace-hotel]

i have the overwhelming urge to buy a few rolls of these and put them in gift baggies at parties and events.

great gift ideas! A roll of 500 stickers that say hepatitis

[c-53]

Personal favorite

[guerrillatech]

[silly-slacker-person]

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

[itswalky]

The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.

[itswalky]

Actually, Google tells me George Jetson’s birthday is August 27, which means his parents are going to get successfully nasty this year’s Thankgiving Weekend.

Mark your calendars.  

[sailor-moon-rest-deactivated202]

before tumblr existed did people tell these kinds of discoveries to a trusted friend or did they keep it all inside

[funnytwittertweets]