*stares motherfuckerly*

I cannot be killed by mortal hands :) art sideblog : lefttoesucker

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[orcapologist]

It's Wet Beast Wednesday

[baristhyena-deactivated20230510]

cmon kid... we've gotta go save Wet Beast Wednesday.... TWO!

[batgirlteeth]

my chemical abortion: i wouldve loved to have been a young boy

[batgirlteeth]

goddammit. funnier than me on my own post

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[occlupanidpeddler]

Muppet joker son or Bethany Rage daughter

[shima-draws]

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

[analog-machine]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

[mrtylers]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!

[nick-nonya]

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2024!

[zzoupz]

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2025! (Merry Christmas!!)

[lefttoesucker69]

do you only like the left toes or are you willing to suck right toes too

Any and all, I don't discriminate

[eonblueinmay]

Horssel

[lefttoesucker69]

Whorseship

[stimutax]

I’m legally required to post this every Halloween

[wcrmboy]

"relationship" "make out buddies" I can't believe we got gerbert cleared up in 2025 this is huge for 14 year old me

[lefttoesucker69]

Huge year for for queer people who were mentally unstable in middle school

[jupitergalactica]

You know what they say..

“When life gets tough, old soul crushing Frerard fanfic comes in clutch!”

((People say that.. trust))

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[thekidsfromyestergay]

I understand the point of posts about "deinfluencing" Halloween shit but they're always like "don't waste money on something you'll only use for one month" like maybe YOU only use it for one month. Some of us have a skeleton on the door every day of the year

[finelytaylored]

we all have to die

[specialagentartemis]

more windows should be stained glass. Just in general

[lefttoesucker69]

We should make those giant glass office buildings stained glass. The agony and sorrow of tortured saints would fit very well to a building full of people making excel spreadsheets

[homunculus-argument]

Spiritually, 3 am is the darkest hour of the night. The people who stay up late but not insanely late have gone to bed, people who wake up early but not insanely early are yet to wake up. The only people who are awake are the night shift, and the insane.

[lefttoesucker69]

Big part of the "awake at 3 am" crowd are just fanfic readers