True Story

I like TV. Like I really like TV. And movies. If I could watch movies and TV all day and sleep from 3am to noon I'd be the happiest man in the world

[fasterfood]

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

[best-ecards-blog]

[monicapotterss-deactivated20141]

[fallforwatsonmoved-blog]

[theshells]

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

[lunapics]

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would apparate to Neptune to get away from her.

[lightspeedsound]

Hermione Granger also: 

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 

purposefully performed a confundus charm on Cormac WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

[manybodies]

Can we redo this series with Hermione as the protagonist? 

[a-resilient-heart-deactivated20]

Can we redo this series with Hermione as the protagonist?

[gidguard]

[snorlaxatives]

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

[rnemes-deactivated20130824]

this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

[spaghetticunt-deactivated201408]

1492 represent

[lucid-bean]

[legend-waitforit-dary24]

New swear words

So I’m working and I just heard a guy get pissed and yell “You Cock Blossom!” And a lady

Without missing a beat she turned and yelled back “Fuck you Cunt Muscle!!”

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

[legend-waitforit-dary24]

New swear words

So I'm working and I just heard a guy get pissed and yell "You Cock Blossom!" And a lady Without missing a beat she turned and yelled back "Fuck you Cunt Muscle!!"

[lejazzhot]

[human]

2030 is as far away as 2000

[methhomework]

1 + 1 = 2

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow

[ritakkuma-deactivated20221109]

this is surprisingly extremely encouraging

[ceecil]

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

[edcynic-deactivated20150419]

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

[beatingsofabesottedheart2]

[buzzfeed]

[problemactic]

never microwave a caprisun

[whereisglory]

what did you do

[problemactic]

i microwaved a caprisun

[legend-waitforit-dary24]

You gotta respect the pouch!

[wurnbo]

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed