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@legendarypos
honestly this is so much nicer than red
this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.
Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?
hmmm
Ten year old virgins?
“It all comes down to the last person you think of at night. That’s where your heart is.”
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Why does he think about his character’s shit like poop is already gross enough
We don’t kinkshame around here, my dude.
It finally happened. During last night’s Ravenloft D&D game, I put on my best Rob Cantor impersonation and unleashed Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf on my players.
I have accomplished all I ever wished to as a Dungeon Master.
I opened the encounter almost verbatim to the song:
“You’re walking in the Svalich woods. There’s no one around, And you suspect the sun is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf!”
The players were stunned silent.
“He’s following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. And you can see there’s blood on his face! My god, there’s blood everywhere!
…roll initiative.”
The real moral of The Tortoise and the Hare isn’t “slow and steady wins the race” it’s “Don’t slow down. Not even if you’re winning.”
Bless you for your mercy
the more I play a rogue the more I understand why vax is such a little shit
Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans
That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.
I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.
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starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this
@lycaanroc
Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted
The idea that Rockport Council hired a ten year old boy detective to apprehend a serial killer is somehow horrendously funny to me.
kravitz: okay. today’s the day. i’m gonna surprise taako with breakfast in bed and i’m not gonna burn it.
kravitz’s fifty pet ravens, pecking at the french toast: samples? samples? samples? snamples?
Critical Role Liches: unimaginably evil, consumed by ambition, hell-bent on destroying life as it exists to achieve godhood and subjugate all who would oppose him, a horrific decayed corpse animated by his own grotesque power
The Adventure Zone Liches: sought lichdom to save their families, the two that turned evil were fabulous as hell and ran a game show, the other two are major heroes of the story: one is a loving and badass lady who apologized for destroying a 10-year-old’s macaroons once on accident, the other is literally named Barry Bluejeans
Weird Caleb Crack Theory
weird, weird, WEIRD cracky headcanon/theory that 100% isn’t true but is spooky because it… could be?
What if Caleb isn’t Caleb.
The man we know as Caleb was in an asylum where he had a complete mental break from reality for years, until one day, some lady did some magic too him that made him remember everything and took his insanity away.
He broke out, went on the run, met Nott and then we meet him.
We’ve met NO ONE who has known Caleb before the asylum who can confirm it’s him.
He was even face to face with TRENT and the man who trained/tortured this boy for years and locked him away didn’t take perticular notice, (though Caleb was purposefully keeping a low profile during that meeting)
Caleb doesn’t have memory issues at all, he has almost perfect memory… except for that foggy span of time locked away
What if our Wizard is an unreliable narrator who was in an asylum for a different reason, and had these memories of the tragic life of “Caleb Widogast” magically implanted in him. We know it’s possible, in Caleb’s story himself he said Trent did it to the students to convince them of their parents’ trechery.
What if the whole story was implanted by this lady who knew the real Caleb.
What if our Wizard was in the asylum because he fucked up a spell that made him a vegtible or wiped his memory entirely
what if the lady knew that in doing this, this Wizard will have the motivation to gain enough power to change the past, and save Caleb.
ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT CRAZY, I KNOW, but an interesting thought experiment none the less. Espeically given that the Past and Second Lives seem to be a running theme for a chunk of the group.
If people could see their own health bar, they would probably try to be a lot more healthy.
