Guess which dumb fuck deleted their blog by accide

Who has two thumbs. follow my art blog @ eelsock 20yo white australian thembo

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“What if we were normal about men” every time i walk past a man i send a psychic shockwave directly to their prostate just to remind them it’s there

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

[swollenbabyfat]

💘 V THE MONSTER GIRL 💘

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anime_irl

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[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[jotaillustrator]

[teathattast]

[cannibalchicken]

[fuckblast]

WE'RE pissing on company time

[memeartisan]

[killjoystrays]

i was worried about the fish so i ventured into the notes, so here are these tags if anyone shared my sentiment

[becausesure]

Just knowing that Brennan Lee Mulligan has a bunch of NPC Drama that he just hasn't released because it would get in the way of the PCs doing things makes me just want to know what it is

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/19ygrUE1iuz5XHtyoJCxYwPMZOC5eBIYhjFroQYCcQZ0/mobilebasic

Q and A from Sophomore Year we learn

I want to know all the drama

Like he had Maryanne's personal life off the top of his head

[mothmanlibrarian]

Y'all don't understand how much I want all the messy npc drama. Brennan, I beg, for my sake release the lady whistledown style gossip rag of you playing dolls with yourself 😭.

[throathole]

Imagine finding that your friend wrote these tags about you while trying to be supportive/inclusive

[responsibilitychan]

[aloyssobek]

i cannot even BEGIN to explain why this is a bad idea

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

So basically what I'm hearing is theyre lowering the drinking age to "ehh whatever"

[genderfox]

Three children in a trenchcoat holding up a stock photo of an old person to the camera and getting away with four liters of 100 proof vodka

[molive-0]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[batshit-auspol]

Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

[konoko]

babe wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on indeed until i start to cry

[snidemollusk]

art comic

[neverdancewithforks]

Thank you Ally, this bit had so much payoff.