ARSON

God is dead and I claim his title || 20

[lelakae]

I'm playing Hollow Knight with my friend for the first time and all we knew was that the game was really hard

We made a challenge that for every death we do 5 push-ups

That was two days ago. We're currently dying. Both in game and in real life.

10/10 game tho I recommend it to everyone

[lelakae]

Today marks the day I did over 1500 push-ups. I am still not finished. Godhome owns my ass.

[lelakae]

So apparently when my friend was young she didn't know what gay people were and saw a black woman for the first time in her life and couldn't stop staring at her. She was really afraid that she was racist but nah she was just gay af and only realized that years later (apparently she felt really guilty about that)

[lelakae]

I'm playing Hollow Knight with my friend for the first time and all we knew was that the game was really hard

We made a challenge that for every death we do 5 push-ups

That was two days ago. We're currently dying. Both in game and in real life.

10/10 game tho I recommend it to everyone

[lelakae]

if heaven and hell exist and my friend dies before me, i'm going to eat their body to get sick with kuru disease and die from it, so that if there were even a fraction of a chance of them going to heaven without me they would be technically responsible for my death, so they wouldn't be able to go there, and would have to chill in hell with me till the end of time since i'm also there for eating them

you ain't going anywhere without me bitch. i'll drag you down with me, and if god refuses me this privilege i'll drag him down too

[lelakae]

just so you’re aware Duolingo has decided to take an “Ai first approach”

I used to love the app but now I hate it :(

yeah, sadly i'm aware. i uninstalled it months ago though

it's a bit stupid that a language learning platform that's supposed to connect PEOPLE uses AI to teach. it contradicts itself.

[lelakae]

there's a writing blog @tsunaso that uses AI for their writing and pretends it's their own. when i pointed out all of the AI tells they blocked me so now i'm a sure they did it. (jokes on them i have a second account so i went through their posts and all of their work is AI)

anyway, for those that want to learn how to recognize AI writing tells except the obvious ones here's a link to a very useful video i found

be safe and remember that anything you make will be better than an AI slop because it came from your hearts ♡

[lelakae]

the most important question in omegaverse:

Is this person an omega or just autistic?

[khattikeri]

i like to toss liu qingge into various scum villain ships like he's a molotov cocktail. bingqiu? absolutely, throw him in there. moshang? don't see why not. qijiu? sure, they already make each other worse, what's one more guy in the mix. most versatile and sexy guy around.

[lelakae]

he's like that one seasoning you add to every dish to spice things up

[lelakae]

reading fanfics be like, one minute i'm reading the most beautiful, world changing piece of fiction titled im drowing in the blue of your eyes or something, and the next i'm checking out the nastiest smut ever written

also they're both made by the same author orangebutt6969

[lelakae]

oh god it's real

[lelakae]

reading fanfics be like, one minute i'm reading the most beautiful, world changing piece of fiction titled im drowing in the blue of your eyes or something, and the next i'm checking out the nastiest smut ever written

also they're both made by the same author orangebutt6969

[lelakae]

writing fanfics at 3 am be like

[cyclic-abelian]

Wanted to animate Venti again!

[lelakae]

In the game - Part two

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- TW:Derealization, NB!reader, reader uses they/them, sagau, reader is not the creator, characters are partially self aware

- Since genshin characters are aware that something controls them, they think it's some sort of Eldritch Abomination. Also since their world looks blank compared to ours, they would have a hard time comprehending how we look.

-Venti is canonicaly a shapeshifter. I feel like this fact is not used enough.

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What the fuck.

You never wondered what a god's scream would sound like. Why would you? That knowledge is useless.

What. The. Fuck.

You wish that knowledge wasn't bestowed onto you.

Venti. Barbatos. God of freedom, wind, and songs. Anemo Archon. An anemo spirit. Beloved of many.

A character.

The first god you meet when playing the game. The reason you started playing it. The first one you hyperfixed on.

"What the fuck."

Let me tell you what a god scream sounds like when they are in agony. Or rather, how he sounded.

His- Hers- Their voice. It sounds like humans. At first, at least They couldn't keep the form they had taken on, so they turned into others. Not fully, but enough for their vocal cords to change as they screamed.

He sounded like himself. She sounded like an old lady at the end of her days. He sounded like a young boy who had his legs ripped off. They sounded like an infant that was left alone, cold, hungry, and dying.

They sounded like a crowd of people who were burned alive. It sounded like a dog howling in pain. It sounded like a tortured bird. It sounded like a wind, a hurricane.

You can feel your eardrums bursting as the sounds came from every direction. The sound of pleas in a language you don't understand. You feel your blood dripping down as the wind cuts into your body.

But you don't move. You can't move.

You watch frozen as Venti Barbatos grabs his face that seemed to be melting into different people—different beings. That seemed to be melting off of him.

You watch him gruesomely turn into his spirit form and then disappear he ran away

Silience.

No sound. No wind.

The god ran away.

You sit at the bottom of the statue, staring at the place where Venti was. You feel your blood dripping onto the ground, sinking into the dirt. You don't move.

After witnessing that a mortal would die from losing either their mind or their blood. A mortal from this world at least. You're not from this world you live

And after seeing him in pain, in agony, after hearing it's his screams, there is only one thought in your mind. One thing that seems to maje sense among the screams of your own mind.

It He Venti sounded real.

He is real. He must be.

You need to find him. He was real. For a split of a moment—a little more than a second—he was real.

You need to find him.

You must find him.

If he were real, then maybe he could help you escape

You stand up and head in a random direction. It's not random, you know this world better than anyone, you completed every region

Something at the back of your mind tells you to make him just like you. Make him real.

You don't notice how the world is desperately trying to keep you in one place. You don't notice it failing. You don't notice your wounds slowly healing themselves.

You don't know about an outlander that is far away, slowly but surely going in your direction with the intention to eradicate you.

You don't notice how the place your blood fell onto has turned into a familiar-looking real grass.

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The second? third? chapter is here. The fanfic curse is real-the hour i finished writing this was the hour i landed in hospital. I'm currently laying in bed connected to intravenous drip. I won't be defeated.

@ihavealeaf @oxyotl @magica-ren

[lelakae]

reading hanahaki fics as an aromantic person is so funny because what do you mean you lost your ability to fall in love. oh no. what a tragedy. a truly cruel fate. anyway let me continue living my romance-less and oh so tragic everyday life that im definitely one hundred percent looking to fix

[lelakae]

i find it really funny when in hanahaki fics unrequited love was requited all along. like, why did they have hanahaki if their love wasn't one-sided? can you get hanahaki from thinking someone doesn't love you? what about people with trust issues? do they just die?

if there's a disease that causes you to cough flowers specifically because the person you love doesn't love you, and then later it turns out they did love you back the entire time, WHY were you sick in the first place? placebo effect?? what is this, make believe your own suffering???

and don't get me started when somebody dies and the person they loved finds them and they're like "if only i confessed my true feelings". sorry my guy, your beloved died because anxiety.

if you can get hanahaki because you feel unloved then oh boy it opens a can of worms you do not want to open. trust me.

am i nitpicking? maybe. but it really does break my immersion when i start thinking about how high school would look like in a world like this

[lelakae]

This is the downfall of humanity.

[lelakae]

me: i think i'm bi

random tumblr post: being sexually attracted to someone means you want to woohoo with the person you're attracted to, with you being included

me:

random guy from tiktok: yeah, being aromantic means that you may want to be in a relationship but don't want or can't imagine being in it with anyone. It's bc you're not attracted to people in general.

me:

ao3 fanfic: you can be in a relationship without romantic and/or sexual aspects.

me: