[flowerbleedme]

Me: I'll have the waffles

Waiter: Would you like whipped cream on that?

Me: hold on sorry

(takes out phone)

(opens Tumblr)

(creates new post)

(types "she whip me until I cream")

(posts)

(puts phone away)

Me: Sorry. Yes please

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude op must have eaten some pancakes with syrup and fresh berries before posting this

[sym-biosis2]

almost finished, thank you Bereket & Meg for helping me

[weirwoodsugar]

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

[weirwoodsugar]

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

are you drinking the - the yuri wine? yeah i am

[localpoopdealer]

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[titiadocigarro]

[ryebreadgf]

so it’s a wednesday night in july and you’re at home and you’ve showered and you’ve masturbated and you’ve gnawed at the inside of your mouth and you’ve eaten and washed the dishes and fixed a corner of the fitted sheet on your bed and texted your grandmother and thought positive thoughts and still the feeling comes. what then

[zmpl]

before we start posting that july is gay wrath month let’s consider that july is disability pride month first and foremost. the “be gay do crimes” memes can wait

[zmpl]

before this post breaches containment and people start going “why not both hehehe” i want you to seriously consider the very long history of disabled people’s existence being pushed aside and/or seen as secondary. i promise you it’s not going to hurt to hold onto the memes and give disabled people space for visibility and celebration.

i say this as a disabled trans person whose trans identity is made front-and-center to the (mainly cis) people who know i’m trans but my identity as a disabled person is brushed off by the very same people.

[orchidscurse]

Anthony Bourdain by Jake Chessum. Taken outside Papaya King, New York, 2008.

[yurioverlord]

Had my six week post op appt this week and it seems things are going mostly well besides my painful bladder and muscle spasms :,) my surgeon was wary about me still having those issues so far out from surgery and is having me do vaginal estradiol cream again and this time she said I can just apply it with a finger (apparently we have hormone receptors in our bladder and I’m post menopausal) I’ll be happy to not have to have a speculum exam again unless I have some sort of medical emergency which considering me… I didn’t even think to ask nor do I really care about when I can have any sort of vaginal penetration

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

whats the scariest thing you could say

The ghouls have escaped the dusty dungeon

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

the word "noob" was invented after someone took a good long look at you

[jellogram]

I'm surprised Mirrormask (2005) isn't more popular on tumblr. Like what more can you ask for?

Gorgeous and original art and design!

A darkside emo version of the protagonist with a punk haircut!

Cats with creepy little human faces!

These things, which are inexplicably all named Bob (except for one that is named Malcolm)!

If you like fantasy, early CGI, steampunk aesthetics, jazz music, dreamscapes, creative costume design, or generally weird movies then please watch Mirrormask (2005) I need everyone to know about Mirrormask (2005)

[godteri-takk]

I just watched this it was AWESOME

[kosmogrl]

[louisegluckpdf]

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time