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Younger Zevlor.

Just Zevlor things

Finally can share the art I made for @zevlorzine 🔥🔥🔥 Very happy to have participated in this project alongside other incredible artists and writers :D

hirodraga

"You need a guardian, choose one."

taiyangjiandan

I'll admit I've been watching their tails during the game

junorsky

A young Hellrider

pinkmasquerade

Mizrak is better than me because if Olrox came to manhandle me every time I tried to kms I'd show 1792 a real revolutionary

doodling-robot

my friend is new to overwatch and she asked this at the start of our first match as a support duo. I haven’t stopped thinking about it.

werewiire

dorian & basil siblings and now white heathcliff. gothlit enjoyers are in the fucking trenches this year

cilil

Imagine being literal Satan and then you hire this little twink to work for you and suddenly you get bossed around in your own fortress and permanently shamed for your utter lack of organization skills

klinefelterrible

Sauron: *looking into Pippin’s mind through the Palantir*

Sauron: the fuck is this

youmisguidedmartyr

What if you were born during a WAR and your dad became a STAR and your mum became a BIRD and your people were KILLED and then you and your twin were KIDNAPPED and then your kidnappers either DIED or fucked off to the BEACH and then your twin chose a MORTAL LIFE and then you became a HERALD and then your King got given a really cool RING but there was ANOTHER WAR because SAURON WAS ACTUALLY the RING GUY and then your King DIES and then your cousin/wife gets ATTACKED and then she SAILS and then your Foster son falls in LOVE with your DAUGHTER and then there's ANOTHER FUCKING WAR because SAURON IS BACK and then your daughter also chooses a MORTAL fucking LIFE and then you just FUCK OFF TOO but your twin sons didn't make up their MINDS

phi-guy

The King Under the Mountain

vicrathis

balrogballs

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

lembas-bread

Wait drop the fic 😭😭