non-personal personal side blog

they/them late 20s; ao3: lemon_teacake (talk to me about my blorbos!); icon by dweebsfilingcabinet and header by nebulathisimdone

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[rocket-sith]

Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

[ffishstick]

anyways id love to watch more shows but its extremely dangerous. what if i end up liking a character. that could be fatal

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[dr-gaytorius]

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

[dr-gaytorius]

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[ussjellyfish]

I love the randomness of the kudos email. It’s the fic I wrote this week. The one that’s 13 years old. The one that I don’t remember what it’s about or even what fandom it is.

Thanks lovely readers. <3 your taste is mysterious and wonderful.

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[bloodyfinalgirl]

Joining the war on queerbait on the side of queerbait bc after a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical but is often true

[boppinbobby]

the enemy of my enemy is my enemy because i fucked up and got betrayed and had to go beg my enemy for help so now we're on the same side

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[ostolero]

announcer ritually chanting the horse's name "GOD I NEED A FAVOR"

[standwithdaanes]

as much as everyone loves "the power of love won't save us, we need the power of incredible violence" i'm sorry to rain on your parade but we've actually tried that about ten million times as a species, and you'll be shocked to hear the power of incredible violence, without the power of love behind it, is just brutality. the power of incredible violence has been ruling (various parts of, and then the entire) world for the past 5,000 years. ours is not that damn special.

like yes use that gun you found but WHY are you using it? on who are you using it? what would make you stop using it? is your goal to live in a world where every problem is solved by violence, or is your goal to do the violence necessary to live in a world where that necessity is unthinkable?

[charbottan]

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

[mutant-what-not]

Hunter S. Thompson aims at his IBM Selectric typewriter, Woody Creek, 1989

[yuniper]

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them

[viralvdio-blog]

[laughcentre]

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous fortune