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@lemonadelulu
you done did it, girl.
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sir, that’s my emotional support beloved minor background character
( WITHFLOUR·. ) *
‘ oh, wow! that’s a full day! ’ slight surprise tinges her voice as she kneels down to examine the bandage, but soon dismisses it with a smile, looking up at lulu with adoration. quickly, jenna presses a kiss to her pointer and middle fingers and touches them gently to her daughter’s knee. “ - now the bandage has got love in it, so that little scrape is gonna heal extra fast. hey, you want a slice of pie to celebrate what a smart cookie you are ? “
𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋'𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇. ‘ thank you mama !! do we have any polka dot peach pie left ?? ’ she jumps up to her regular spot at the breakfast bar , sparkly backpack lifted and slumped on the stool next to her. she grins at aunt becky , who is currently wiping down the bar and slides out her homework book. ‘ mama , if it’s not busy , can you help me with my math homework ?? mr geller set some really hard questions today. ’
𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃. she marches on ahead from her mom , too concerned with the hot , angry tears streaming down her flushed face to think of anything other than how humiliated she feels. her mom tenderly draping her jacket over her shoulders only serves to make her feel worse. her mom cares so much , and lulu could tell from the moment that jackson pulled up in his car that mom didn’t approve , but lulu didn’t listen. she ignored her mom’s gut feeling and got in the car anyway. and here she is now , having to call her mom for a ride home. god , she really is DUMB. she marches through the front door and immediately sits down on the couch , body rigid and hands shaking in ... anger ?? upset ?? she wasn’t even sure. all she knows is that she’s still in shock. even when her mom flops down next to her on the couch , her hands still shake and pluck at the sleeves of her sweater.
𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀 𝐍𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐄 --- 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐘𝐏𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐅𝐅 , 𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐒𝐎𝐁. all she knows is that her eyes fill with more tears after her mother speaks. ‘ but I AM dumb !! I AM , mama !! I’m so stupid for thinking he’d ever be interested !! I just thought , I thought for ONE MOMENT that one boy was actually interested and didn’t just think I was WEIRD ... is no one gonna ever be interested , mama ?? ’ she roughly rubs at her eyes with her sleeve. it hurts --- but she doesn’t feel like being soft. / @withflour, x.
this is ridiculously funny
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@withflour
(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie
Women do it all the time. They have a baby and then to hell with the man.
Jessie Mueller and Giana Ribeiro as Jenna and Lulu Hunterson in Waitress at the American Repertory Theater (2015)
Cheesecakes
“ 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐥𝐮𝐥𝐮 . ” princely gaze is nothing short of pleasant , hands rest delicately against counter . “ good to see you again . ” this little diner was a normal part of his morning routine ———— coffee , a cinnamon roll with a little less icing than normal . “ is your mother well ? ” ; @lemonadelulu .
‘ 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧’ , 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫 !!! ’ 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧 , 𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 , 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞. one hand sweeps flyaways back from her face , the other delicately fills the empty coffee mug in front of him ( coffee strong enough to chew , as cal would say ). it was always good to check in with regulars , especially the ones who’ve been visiting for so long that they’ve watched lulu grow from a little girl perched on the counter to a teenager serving coffee. she scribbles down his regular order --- a cinnamon roll with less icing , same every day --- and passes it back to cal without breaking contact with the man. ‘ ‘m afraid not --- she woke up with her head hurting somethin’ awful. so I opened up today. I’m sure she’lll be in later if she’s feelin’ better. ’
starter & plotting call !! like this post and I’ll hop into your IMs to discuss a plot !!
( * & . — THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ you’re are depraving some village of their idiot . ’
‘ i miss you . i miss you every day that i’m not with you . ’
‘ i didn’t think it was possible to miss a person this much . ’
‘ if you love music then you’re in the right place . ’
‘ the ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone . ’
‘ i can’t just call him in the afterlife and be like , ‘ can you please stop playing tennis with hitler for a moment and take a quick call ? ’ ’
‘ get up . we’re going to save the world . ’
‘ it’s not spandex , it’s leather . and you used to like it . a lot , if i recall . ’
‘ we can accomplish anything when we accept responsibility together . this is what creates trust . ’
‘ you never know when to stop , do you ? ’
‘ you got enough material for your sequel yet ? ’
‘ i bet you’re loving this , hm ? the team at it’s best . it’s just like old times . ’
‘ he hated children too and he had plenty of us . ’
‘ if you believe in yourself , just once , great things are gonna happen for you . ’
‘ i know that i let you down , but i could do anything for you . ’
‘ you know , i liked you a lot better before you got laid . ’
‘ oh yeah , it is your skirt . i found it in your room . it’s a little dated , but it’s very breathy on the … bits . ’
‘ you’re the most important person in the world to me . ’
‘ best . funeral . ever ! ’
‘ sometimes men are unredeemable shits . ’
‘ we were … we were just kids . little kids . ’
‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
‘ i’ve decided you’re the only one i can trust . ’
‘ if you’re raised to believe that nothing about you is special , if the benchmark is extraordinary , what do you do if you’re not ? ’
‘ eternal peace is probably overrated . ’
‘ we all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love . ’
‘ one grows used to things , even if , sometimes one shouldn’t . ’
‘ look , you wanna pay your respects ? go ahead . but at least be honest about the kind of man he was . ’
‘ you of all people should be on my side . he had to send you a million miles away . that’s how much he couldn’t stand the sight of you . ’
‘ i feel like we should stop him , but then again i also just kinda wanna see what happens . ’
‘ you make me want to wake up each day and you’re in my dreams every night . ’
‘ you also told me that licking a nine volt battery would give me pubes . ’
‘ i’m just gonna go murder mom , i’ll be right back . ’
‘ last time we tried to stop it , we all died . what makes this time any different ? ’
‘ we actually have the chance of saving the lives of billions of people . ’
‘ it wasn’t his fault ‘cause he was ridiculously high , right ? and the girl , she thought he was a furry … ’
‘ i think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who i am and still likes me anyway . ’
‘ you don’t get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself . ’
‘ we didn’t choose this life . we’re just living it . ’
‘ than christ he’s not our real father , so we couldn’t inherit those cold , dead eyes . ’
‘ you don’t have to apologize just for existing . ’
‘ when something seems to perfect , it’s usually anything but . ’
‘ all the what - if’s start to haunt you . ’
‘ i’m done playing their games . i’m ready for a change . ’
‘ i would love to play cops and robbers , wear a mask , and feel important , but guess what ? recess is over . it’s grown - up time . ’
‘ we have a great job . the best job . we got it made , asshole . ’
‘ people still don’t take me seriously . i wanna be numb again . ’
‘ i stayed because the world needed me . ’
‘ at least i make my own decisions . ’
‘ i have been left out of everything for as long as i can remember . ’
‘ nowhere to go . no way to change . ’
‘ but now , i know nothing in my life was real . so i’m starting over . ’
‘ you do whatever it takes to survive . or you die . ’
‘ i don’t belong anywhere , thanks to you ! you made me a killer ! ’
‘ i’ve done unimaginable things , things you couldn’t even comprehend , just to get back here and save you . ’
‘ she needs our help and we can’t do that if she’s locked in a cage . ’
‘ i mean , it must be scary . terrifying , really . to discover that you can do something that you never thought you could do . ’
‘ it’s not difficult to accept , it’s impossible to accept ! ’
‘ what are you still doing here ? we’re trying to have a serious conversation . ’
‘ what’s going on with you ? and don’t tell me everything is alright because i saw you in there . you were crying like a baby . ’
‘ you saved my life ! ’
‘ i don’t want them to see me like this . besides , you know , i’d just hold them back . ’
‘ how about we ask him after we kill him ? ’
‘ maybe they’ll brood each other to death . ’
‘ you’re a real sick bastard . ’
‘ would you stop it ? why are you putting this shit in your body ? ’
‘ he must have been a very special person to put up with your weird - ass shit . ’
‘ you were my greatest disappointment . you only scratched the surface of what you were capable of . ’
‘ i lost someone . the only … the only person i’ve ever truly loved more than myself . ’
‘ you know , before you kill him , you might want to hear what he has to say . ’
‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
𝐌𝐄𝐆 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐘 – 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑 ?? 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 !!
indie meg giry sideblog from ALW’s 1986 musical the phantom of the opera, heavy leroux elements. follows back from DECHAGNYS. est.15/10/19 penned by abbi. promo template by @goodvibesrph
𝐌𝐄𝐆 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐘 – 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑 ?? 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 !!
indie meg giry sideblog from ALW’s 1986 musical the phantom of the opera, heavy leroux elements. follows back from DECHAGNYS. est.15/10/19 penned by abbi.
@withflour ordered: “with days like these, we can only do the best we can.“
𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐫-𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝. this pie crust was not playing ball , and it was really starting to grate at her. she’d tried everything -- chilling it , warming it up , adding flour , adding water , throwing it against the wall ( though that was out of pure frustration -- either way it should’ve helped build up gluten ) but it was not doing as it was told. either it got too sticky and moist or it got dry and cracked the second she touched it. she groans loudly , feeling tears prick in the corners of her eyes. crying over a pie seemed like the stupidest thing in the world , but if she couldn’t get this dough ready by the time her mother finished closing the register then they wouldn’t have enough dough for pies for the next day. she can hear her walk into the prep room but lulu doesn’t dare look up , for fear of completely losing her cool and bursting into tears. ‘ mama , I can’t do it !! this crust is driving me crazy , I can’t do it like you can !! I’ll never do it like you can !! ’