[icarianarts]

[icarianarts]

The gameplay looks like this btw

[dreamyfreakout]

this is literally me tho... i am always doing this...

[thereforealiar]

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[daggerdoggy]

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

[segamascott]

[tiktaali]

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[anteatermoment]

fun fact! oh. ohhhhhh no..oh no. they've got him

[389]

sick

[charseraph]

sick

[gara-bloodskin]

sick

[damsel-in-a-continuous-distress]

sick

[awkwardlee-me]

sick

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[despazito]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[official-josh]

who are we without them

[were--ralph]

more important duo than Adam and Eve

[the-big-mood]

human pov following objects 😭

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[hometoursandotherstuff]