✨ who wants a normal life anyway

call me ase. any pronouns. queer writing/art account: @13runningsomething this is my spam account if you couldn’t already tell. mostly posting: tmnt / transformers / marvel / art / animation / writing / horror

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[persistentmanlyagitation]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

It’s fabulous - though I’m unsure if it’s a trustworthy custodian of the sugar….

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[broccoliwowman]

This is an older drawing I have! I figured why not just post it? I still really love it!!

I really love the concept of Leo crushing on his fictional idol. Since you do tend to idolize the people you crush on, even making you blind!

(I swear i remember something didn’t sit right with me about Captain Ryan’s actions, yet Leo kept glazing him)

And yes this is 100% a reference to THAT scene from Turning Red

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[depsidase]

[bundleofrhetoric]

[cutecipher]

second hand sellers are always doing this shit "grandpas trapped soul adds $30 to the price" if i needed a trapped soul id trap it myself.

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[mardyart]

sometimes you just gotta put the sadness on canvas

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[tfoutofcontextcomicedition]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

okay

where did we lose you

why are people like this

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#nobody survived this post

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

stop telling people I’m dead

[cannibalcaprine]

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[ibuildblasters]

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[living-shifting-oil]

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[asu-xu-namir]

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[star-mom-selkie]

[just-let-me-drink]

[childmagazine]

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[byjove]

Damn didn’t know you were one of THOSE! Well, it was fun while it lasted 😬

one of what

communist

feminist

transgender

chivalric literature enjoyer

Voting ended onJul 16

[byjove]

it was being anti-Taylor Swift but I couldn’t tell because they blocked me. that’s so funny.