LemonCrunchy @lemoncrunchpie - Tumblr Blog

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#I'm reading Project Hail Mary #And soon I'll start The Martian

logeeka23

#Omg he so tiny #I could bite him #Auuughgghg he so little

writing-prompt-s

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

juliuscaesarofficial

smallbottleofhand-sanitizer

uhhh what is the profession?

am i a small bottle of hand sanitizer?

i am a cannibal idk

Skin :3

a girl.

im very pretty in pink

mygodwhat-haveyoudone

idk but whatever I did I fucked it up like real bad

ashishere0w0

I am. here????

thegrinningghost

I guess I’m the 1000th?

babylon-butterfly

Archeologist??? Entomologist?? Treasure hunter??

alternas-navigation-system

i get to watch humanity’s collapse :3

I am purple?

I'm a pie ig

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

f-a-b-l-e

Do you ever think about how canonically there was a camera rolling in the cockpit during the entire Taumoeba Fishing scene, and the footage might've made it onto the Beatles. The people on Earth might've seen it, seen how close it was. "The sky is just slightly on fire." The alarms starting to blare. Rocky screaming in horror as Grace almost dies retrieving the collector. The moment the fuel starts migrating. Grace losing consciousness. Rocky risking everything just to save him. I am going to SCREAM can you imagine watching that and it being real???? Watching with baited breath, knowing it was all okay in the end but not knowing yet how scary it was for them, how dangerous, how it even happened. How much it hurt. I'm gonna be sick.

f-a-b-l-e

You get it

#Do you think they recorded Rocky's message of “Save Erid. Save Earth.”? Like #That the computer did read it out loud?#Mmmm maybe

begaythewindhassaid

I saw someone saying how Grace filled the role of the scientist, and Rocky the mechanic, but they never got a pilot. So may I propose that Simon 'figured-out-how-to-traverse-a-blood-ocean-with-no-view-of-surroundings-and-minimal-instruction' nolastname be appointed to that role to complete the crew roles. :)

afurtivecake

ok but, in a "riko is king (the cat)" au (instead of dying properly, riko gets shunted into the body of a cat adopted by andreil), i imaging riko is like a cat that's running human software on cat hardware. but because he is but a cat with standard kitty ways of expressing emotions, he's much more transparent. like, in his mind, he's repetitively digging his sharp claws into neil's lap while neil sits, complacent and defenseless, because it feels soooo satisfying to be hurting neil but to an outside observer, that's just a cat that's purring and making biscuits on her caretaker's lap because she's clearly very content.

#Best au I've heard of #Riko bein King the cat honestly sounds like such a fun dynamic

soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

hjartasalt

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

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Hhhhhhh

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

0v9

lexeirikrleif

fruitloopghosty

offbrandbeethoven-blog

i

immortalcheesewedge

balance

cloud-ya

I alone am the upholder of balance

bulkhummus

here are MY reasons why i know in my heart and soul ryland grace wears his glasses like that - as somebody who also wears glasses all stupid and dumb due to learned behavior from their mother and habit (knowledge of ryan gosling being a goof aside)

grace is farsighted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he only needs glasses in order to do close up work y'all hes always looking over the edge of em like at students in back of class or across the leisure deck on the ship at eva singing, and when they're on they enlarge his eyes bc they're convex lenses

the pads of the glasses get caught in your hair if you push them up on your head like a majority of glasses users do so you. dont do that. you don't because it hurts to yank em out and also you break the nose pads of your glasses.

sensory issues. brother sometimes the weight of my glasses on my nose and cheeks physically IRKS me. like the equivalent of lowering the radio to see better when driving type of sensory issues when I get annoyed /overwhelmed those puppies have to come off.

if he took them off fully he'd lose them. adhd or whatever aside, hes moving a mile a minute. but bulk why doesn't he just put them on his shirt? the man who wears collared shirts and ties to work ?? he cant put them on the collar of his shirt so the habit evolved. to. well this

he saw a student do it one (1) time and so he started doing it to match their vibe and then the habit stuck. be careful teachers it happens more than you think.

mellointheory

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

the-haiku-bot

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mellointheory

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

the-haiku-bot

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

solkorolevaa

thenewborndeity

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

edgebug

so grace is probably alarming to most eridians at first because he's a lanky wet alien with too few limbs, yes--but what if he ends up being terrifying in a sort of divine way instead of a repulsive one?

like. a creature that perceives the intangible? a creature that walks with thin permeable membranes bared to the air, whose blood contains elixir that can destroy pathogens without heat? a creature that is impossibly fragile yet resilient? a creature that breathes potently flammable gas to survive? a creature that is loud all over and speaks in a strange and frightening monotone, who thought it would die for you? who gave up its home in the heavens for you without meeting you first, whose first words to your people were probably something along the lines of We saved your star. It's gonna be okay. Don't be afraid.