[readpenguin]

Are you bored and scrolling through your Tumblr feed right now? You should try reading a book instead. We promise it is more fun. 

[tintinintibet]

theres the tea everyone log off

[beetlefucker]

Visit Original Link

[ubuyo]

[botanyshitposts]

the midwest is so beautiful this time of year…….reblog 2 support our farmers

[revelation19]

Robert E. Lee himself refused to wear his confederate uniform after the confederacy’s defeat in the American civil war. At his funeral he was not buried in it and no one in attendance was permitted to wear theirs either. He also declared that his confederate battle flag (what we now call “the confederate flag”) never be raised again and that it was a flag of treason.

So there’s your “southern heritage.”

[girly-friday]

Not Just Robert E Lee, which you can read here. 

but Also the President of the South, Jefferson Davis felt the same way. 

Basically, “Get the fuck over it.” We lost, we’re a part of this country, this flag signifies an old identity. Cut that shit out and move on. 

[cephalopodvictorious]

And Robert E. Lee’s decedents are also calling for the statue to come down

[augeo]

Reductress is Not Holding Back ajslamzksjsjska

[mysharona1987]

[outofcontexterikamoen]

should clown cock be called clock

Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.

[spice-ghouls]

cool how this is the website I use as my primary social media platform

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[bramblepatch]

Twilight AU where Bella is rightly Creeped the Fuck Out by Edward rather than intrigued by him and, hoping to defuse the situation before it becomes a Thing, decides to talk to his “sister” about his behavior

What Bella knows about the fallout: Rosalie is out of school for a couple of days, and upon returning gives Bella a thumbs up from across the lunch room but offers no further explanation. Edward is absent from school for a couple of weeks, even when the rest of the Cullens are all there, and then carefully gives her space from then on out.

What Bella does not know about the fallout: Rosalie “Rapist Eater” Hale tore her surrogate brother’s arm off at the shoulder and beat him around the head with it while yelling “Don’t Stalk Girls” until Emmet and Jasper pulled her off of him and made her give the arm back.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[notallwhoarelostwander-deactiva]

This is the same generation that were eating Tide Pods and filming themselves online

Yeah, good leadership

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Oh shut up you fucking mook

When I was a teen we were planking on five story buildings

In the 90’s you’d play chicken with actual moving cars

Back in the 60’s you had teenagers piling into phone booths, squishing each other, a suffocation risk

Human kids do stupid shit but stupidity isn’t a sign of lack of intelligence, just sense

These kids now are fucking ready to lynch your entire shitty system and I’m so excited to watch you and your fucking dinosaur friends burn

[ivymp3]

edward, from the parking lot, listening to bella reject mike for prom:

[lesbian-alice]

me jumping right back into twilight a decade after it was popular

[mysharona1987]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

[rosewater1997]

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

[fakehistory]

Berlin 1936 Olympic Games (Colorized)

[tonyzaret]