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Hi! | Lemon 🍋 | En/Ru | potty-mouthed, horny and have no shame | main: @bigbluelemon | ao3 | writing tag | general art tag |

[f1-stuff]

Monaco GP '24 // Charles' full radio after the flag

Bryan: "I'm proud of you." CL: "Mamma mia! I think it's the first time that..." Bryan: "That you cry?" CL: "Maybe yes, I don't know... Mamma mia. We did it. Finally."

[deadpoets]

SEBASTIAN VETTEL Canadian Grand Prix 2010

[sourdough42]

Alberto Ascari at the 1955 Monaco GP/Eugenio Castellotti at the 1956 Monaco GP -- Separation By W. S. Merwin -- (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

[kosmogrl]

I will be ok when I sit by the sea for 5 hours

[agnes-nielsens]

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

[sebastianvetel]

[happydivorce]

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

[bebyreshvil]

[feketeribizli]

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

[ruizival]

There is still a race to win

🏎️🌿🌿🌿

[monte-charlo]

I love leo so much i might just name my firstborn after him

[monte-charlo]

Let the record state: this post is about footballer lionel messi and NOT charles leclercs dog

[pridehelmet]

f1 logo, but make it the disability pride flag

[burntblueberrywaffles]

[cadillacjohnf1]

how it feels to be a fan of a male athlete half of the time:

[nearmike]

Charles calling George "Giorgio" with sky ita

Girlypop, who's Giorgio and why is this so funny 😭😭

[lemonsgovroom]

I still don't really enjoy opera but ngl, Nessun dorma kinda slaps. Like. He very much did have to go that hard but also what the fuck