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[f1-stuff]

Monaco GP '24 // Charles' full radio after the flag

Bryan: "I'm proud of you." CL: "Mamma mia! I think it's the first time that..." Bryan: "That you cry?" CL: "Maybe yes, I don't know... Mamma mia. We did it. Finally."

[userhamilton]

[ctimenefic]

This is an incredibly deep and troubling piece on a litigation battle at the heart of Williams. I can't even reduce it to a few key points, it really speaks to every possible issue in the sport, from the multiple kinds of discrimination at play to the role of dark money.

This is the kind of reporting I want on F1 and I can only imagine how hard it has been to put together and get past a team of (British!) media lawyers

Who really controls the Williams F1 team? A bitter legal battle has put this question centre stage

Special report: Allegations of sexism, racism and expenses fiddling are flying across US courts, drawing in leading figures in motor racing

[dailyjameshunt]

James Hunt with Niki Lauda, Jody Scheckter, Graham Hill, and Emerson Fittipaldi at the Spanish Grand Prix, 27th April 1975, during a safety protest about the track barriers. Photographer unknown

[merclando]

so i guess m*rk w*bber took this one as well then which is like 100 times worse

[vro0m]

It's not coming as a surprise to anyone who was even remotely paying attention (he's been working at it since he got there) but Ben Sulayem is on his last effort to turn the FIA into his own personal dictatorship.

(source)

[coinchoii]

[idestroyedzecar]

i‘ve read omegaverse fics less gay than this fuckass ad

[whewchilly]

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[perpetua-locomotion]

this is just. insane.

[bumblewyn]

#sorry but you’re telling me the merc version of Papaya Rules is #What Would Max Verstappen Do? #wild.

[coinchoii]

[andthebubbles]

Feral twink behaviour at the Australian GP 2011

[nicorosberger]

there's a chapter in bernie's book 'how to win a grand prix' (so good btw) where she details what it’s like for the crew to travel around the world. there's just a small line in it, but i really think sums up seb's character as a whole -

japanese hotels have the tiniest rooms imaginable, mainly because they're dealing with businessmen with no luggage who are only staying for just one night. (...) i guess the biggest problem is the little rice pillows they use in that part of the world. they're very small and uncomfortable by our standards.

on one occasion with aston martin, team members were complaining so much that one of our drivers, sebastian vettel, went out and bought everyone a roll-up travel pillow. that was really good – and typical of seb. i've kept my pillow and bring it with me each time i go to japan.

like it's such a small thing but idk ❤️‍🩹 reading things like that just makes me miss him more

[lewishamil10n]

sorry to share on anon in case the link won't work, but there's a major sex work strike going on during the weekend of the montreal gp!

https://cats-swac-mtl.org/en/sex-work-strike-may-23/

thank you for sending this in, anon!

relevant info:

We think the Grand Prix is the best time to strike. The clubs are at their busiest, making it the most lucrative period of the year for our boss. This is our chance to threaten that income and affect them when it hurts the most. During this time, despite management making more money, dancers have to put up with a list of new rules, increased bar fees, overbooking and generally worse working conditions. Even though some people make good money during the Grand Prix, the fact that our bosses schedule more workers than usual makes it harder for us to earn. This overbooking happens without the needed extra security to look out for these workers, resulting in increased violence against the dancers during these busy and chaotic times. Additionally, bar fees are increased exorbitantly during F1 and new arbitrary rules are often heavily enforced with exploitative penalty fees attached. In 2025, one club in Montréal charged $110 per night for the five nights of F1. At an average of 60 girls a night (which is on the low end) this club made approximately $33 000 alone on the dancers walking through the door. This is not including late fees and penalty fees that these dancers may have been forced to pay as well. The bar fee model is an exploitative practice that only benefits the bosses.  F1 is not only a symbolically important time for a sex work strike, but also a materially important time. We must disrupt these exploitative labour practices where our management employs them the heaviest, and profits from them the most. It is up to us as dancers to fight these managerial abuses collectively and fight for the working conditions that we deserve!  It’s also the time of the year that we will get the most media coverage! It’s become common practice for sex worker exclusionary feminists–also know as SWERFS–to use F1 to promote their anti-sex work agendas and saviorism. Our strike is the occasion to bring up a counter-discourse that sex workers have agency and power as people and workers. While we acknowledge the violences in our workplaces, we believe that we should fight back through workers’ action, rather than letting the state decide for us.

please do go through the webpage linked as it provides more information and resources!! good luck to everyone that strikes <33

[happydivorce]

sports rpf authors note on ao3 saying "if this fic is about you or someone you know this is not for you. please leave by clicking this link" and the link in question is to a comprehensive guide on why golf should be abolished forever

[shfters]

A very angry Sebastian Vettel on the Team Radio. 

[scottdixon]

happy 10 year anniversary!!!!