wennberg & toffoli & ostapchuck & smith & celebrini

sharks, & pwhl san jose (name pending), and wild fan rpf is fake but fun! willmack writer & 🪼

[97jag]

the lion does not concern itself with the real love life of its rpf ships

[meowriimo]

no bull. butter. look at my chudlings man...

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Smol lil baby

[meowriimo]

funny how we talk about mack getting railed until he cries, about getting him pregnant, about how he's such such a bratty little omega for his alpha, but the second we start talking about about the brinibush THAT'S where the line is for these people. eye for one think mack's bush is beautiful and natural <3

the funny thing is this literally happened last time the bush conversation came up and someone posted a screenshot of it on twitter. like omg what is it about bushes that awakens this deep seated anger within people 😭😭

[several-complaints]

Everyone else excited for the draft and their picks

Meanwhile the Sharks group chat:

WillMack free zone

Toff: who’s turn is it to give the WillMack presentation?

Wenny: I think it’s my turn

Woody: please send me editing access I need to fix whatever fuckass font you guys used

Mis: whats wrong with the font I picked

Dickie: Mis its legit awful

Woody: It’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I walked in on Will and Mack in the weight room

Mar: same 😔

Mis: fine fuck you too

Wenny: I emailed you access

Woody: 👍

Grafer: do we get a pass on having to listen to this thing if we’ve already suffered through it multiple times

Delly: no

Grafer: 🖕

Gauds: think of it as group bonding

Chucky: I think it’s considered group trauma at this point

Ned: I’ll ask them to babysit 🫡

Toff: anybody have Laila Edwards’ number?

Dickie: ill ask Mack if he has it

Goody: someone did tell her not move in with them right?

Reavo: I think the slideshow will be enough

Asky: it scare new baby sharks too

Muk: maybe we wait till after they sign?

Chucky: they gotta learn early man 😐

Eky: please FaceTime during, have to see their faces 😂

Dickie: I got Laila’s number!

Wenny: I’ll give her a call

Woody: I added a new slide

Toff: Kiefer it just says “you may be entitled to compensation”

Woody: correct

[lilliesinwater13]

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING. This is lighting up every part of my brain that loves Willmack, group chats and corporate crack about creating slide decks.

@several-complaints please please please release this as an AO3 fic 🙏

[several-complaints]

Had to take a brief intermission from the rookie/vet au and write something goofy before the inner turmoil of one Will Smith Hockey took me out. So anyway here’s a snippet of the fic for this.

Kiefer sinks into the couch, blinking as Wennberg and Ferraro circle in front of the TV. Goodrow and Toffoli flank them on the other side.

"Should I be concerned?" Kiefer asks, cocking a brow.

Toffoli turns the TV on. It boots up to a PowerPoint presentation title page. Welcome to the Terrordome: a guide to surviving WillMack.

Yeah alright, not what he was expecting in the slightest. But honestly he can't say he's surprised given how much he sees about them being inseparable on the internet. He just didn't know it was bad enough to warrant an entire fucking slideshow that is clearly not new, given the second edition written in parentheses below the title.

"Okay," he says slowly, waiting for the other shoe to drop, or for someone to jump out and say gotcha!

Instead Toffoli just hits the remote in his hand and flips to the next slide. DEFCON 1: WillMack have been missing for twenty minutes and the trainers room door is shut.

"So they're fucking," Kiefer blurts out, because what the hell else could that even mean?

"Worse," Graf says from across the room, working his way through a bowl of pretzels he's swatted multiple people away from. "They're in love."

Sure. Why not.

[several-complaints]

Everyone else excited for the draft and their picks

Meanwhile the Sharks group chat:

WillMack free zone

Toff: who’s turn is it to give the WillMack presentation?

Wenny: I think it’s my turn

Woody: please send me editing access I need to fix whatever fuckass font you guys used

Mis: whats wrong with the font I picked

Dickie: Mis its legit awful

Woody: It’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I walked in on Will and Mack in the weight room

Mar: same 😔

Mis: fine fuck you too

Wenny: I emailed you access

Woody: 👍

Grafer: do we get a pass on having to listen to this thing if we’ve already suffered through it multiple times

Delly: no

Grafer: 🖕

Gauds: think of it as group bonding

Chucky: I think it’s considered group trauma at this point

Ned: I’ll ask them to babysit 🫡

Toff: anybody have Laila Edwards’ number?

Dickie: ill ask Mack if he has it

Goody: someone did tell her not move in with them right?

Reavo: I think the slideshow will be enough

Asky: it scare new baby sharks too

Muk: maybe we wait till after they sign?

Chucky: they gotta learn early man 😐

Eky: please FaceTime during, have to see their faces 😂

Dickie: I got Laila’s number!

Wenny: I’ll give her a call

Woody: I added a new slide

Toff: Kiefer it just says “you may be entitled to compensation”

Woody: correct

[lilliesinwater13]

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING. This is lighting up every part of my brain that loves Willmack, group chats and corporate crack about creating slide decks.

@several-complaints please please please release this as an AO3 fic 🙏

[several-complaints]

Had to take a brief intermission from the rookie/vet au and write something goofy before the inner turmoil of one Will Smith Hockey took me out. So anyway here’s a snippet of the fic for this.

Kiefer sinks into the couch, blinking as Wennberg and Ferraro circle in front of the TV. Goodrow and Toffoli flank them on the other side.

"Should I be concerned?" Kiefer asks, cocking a brow.

Toffoli turns the TV on. It boots up to a PowerPoint presentation title page. Welcome to the Terrordome: a guide to surviving WillMack.

Yeah alright, not what he was expecting in the slightest. But honestly he can't say he's surprised given how much he sees about them being inseparable on the internet. He just didn't know it was bad enough to warrant an entire fucking slideshow that is clearly not new, given the second edition written in parentheses below the title.

"Okay," he says slowly, waiting for the other shoe to drop, or for someone to jump out and say gotcha!

Instead Toffoli just hits the remote in his hand and flips to the next slide. DEFCON 1: WillMack have been missing for twenty minutes and the trainers room door is shut.

"So they're fucking," Kiefer blurts out, because what the hell else could that even mean?

"Worse," Graf says from across the room, working his way through a bowl of pretzels he's swatted multiple people away from. "They're in love."

Sure. Why not.

[lovethelittlerthings]

I am simply too seated. The nhl staffs are telling me to leave because they're scared and the "season has not yet started" but I AM SIMPLY TOO SEATED!

[beyondearths]

the act of hockey players hitting the boards during warmups to show affection to fans is akin to a kitty headbutting you for pets

[squid-ws]

[andromeda--17]

I apreciate Cat always posting pictures from behind Toff, on her insta, idk if it being a girls girl move, maybe it a passive agressive way of trying to tell him to slow the fuxk down because shes over a foot shorter so his regular step are massive steps for her, but i appreciate the view every time

[lillian-nator001]

Will being really truly very religious is very deeply personal and true to me.

Like he's not eating meat on Fridays during lent, he's giving up something big and meaningful to him during lent, he's praying before eating, he's praying before bed, he keeps a bible on him, he attends church when he was in San Jose. In fact, when Mack first met him, he was in the process of looking for a church to attend with his Mom whilst she was still there.

It kinda freaks Mack out, if he's being honest. Or it did at first. Smitty with his head down whispering a quick prayer before every meal. Every meal. Breakfast with the team, lunch at the Marleaus, dinner with Mack at a restaurant they found near the SAP. He was confused on what he was doing at first, and they a bit freaked out that he does it every time. He doesn't ask Mack to wait to eat, but it's sorta become a habit. It feels awkward to eat when it's just him and Will and Will's busy saying a minute-long thanks to his Lord or whatever.

He prays before bed. This is what really freaked Mack out. He's sharing a hotel room with the guy, for the first time, and he comes out from the bathroom, and he's fully on his knees saying a prayer over his bedside. Mack literally comes to a full stop and is like "uhhhh". You can see Will smile a bit from where he's talking but he doesn't look up until hes crossed over his chest and shoulders, and he smiles. "You don't have to wait or anything, I'm not gonna stop if you make a noise."

"No! No — it just surprised me! I've never had a roommate do that."

"Oh. Well. I do it every night, so don't be surprised."

"Oh. Okay."

Mack got really used to it. Even though no one else does, he waits for smitty to be done before he starts eating. He gets sleepy at the sound of Will's nightly prayer. He gain comfort in the quick kiss to his cross he does before every game. He's not believing it or anything. But it's comforting that Will does. That Will believes in something so strongly.

He's getting different feelings about Will kneeling at the bedside to pray when it's Mack's bed.

When Will just finished fucking Mack's brains out.

He has to do this before they sleep? Mack's cold.

He doesn't really feel annoyed by it. He's not sure what he feels. But it feels different than when he was doing it across the room. Really different.

[cyunz71]

Definitely projecting. I've always had this weird feeling from some blogs that thrive on drama/angst and desperately want willmack to be separated or fighting because they think they're "lame and boring when they should be at a club" like man idk what to tell you if you don't like willmack for THEM then why are you here??? They don't exist to entertain you off the ice. Like it's always discourse about Will not being good enough for Mack or baking when he should be in the gym or Mack shouldn't be captain for stupid reasons and its like ughhhhhhhhh why does this fandom love to cause it's own drama

"they dont exist to entertain you off the ice" HEAVY ON THIS! THANK YOU 😭

[snoopers]

[wmsckiki]

I really dislike some anons that are lurking here, I can’t begin to explain how much it upsets me when people just ruin what is supposed to be a fun experience to someone else. Like please, look around, we are at tumblr ffs, we are in a place full of delusional rants, of rpf rants, of making silly stories and pieces of art or funny posts because that is what this is supposed to be. Why must you come into some blogs just to tell them they should stop coping, they should be better people, they should think this and this and that because ‘actually what you said is not true’. Please, we know that half of the things we say are not true, we are aware.

Why can’t we all just collectively respect everyone’s points of view without ruining it for them. Okay for example, you wanna make up silly stories about wima fighting okay go ahead, but don’t tell other people that you are sure they are fighting and that they should believe you when you say they are fighting. Because they can believe whatever they want. Or for example, someone mentioning ‘oh! I like b!m more’ ‘oh! I like b!w more’ and immediately jumping on them because omfg how can you like bottom _name_ like?? Please, just respect preferences, just respect what they like and dislike. They are not harming anyone. It is basic fandom etiquette in first place.

And I’m not just talking about this things, which seem to be the most recurring, but also how invasive and harmful some anons are with blogs. Like?? If you are not going to be nice and just talk to the person as if you know more about them than themselves maybe you should just, not do it. We don’t know who the person behind the screen is, we don’t even know where they live, how’s their life going, so why are we attacking people we don’t even personally know? I’m just tired of that. Like please, let’s think more rationally and respect everyone like the human decency it is.

[robo271]

[untilwefind]

hot take but i still really want wenny to get the captaincy so mack is allowed to be a dumb kid a little longer and doesn’t force himself to do something stupid like become a child bride

[sagescribbles]

love our media darling sam dickinson but unfortunately he does remind me of all the country boys from my hometown. i’ve seen dozens of him in mud-stained wrangler jeans and a PFG shirt and some fishing/camo hat at school or cattle auctions. and it does trigger my fight or flight response just a tiny bit. sorry sam