just another depressed adult with an anime blog.

retired fic writer & forever kakashi lover

[lemony-snickers]

when life gives you lemons.

yo, i’m lemony & here’s some stuff you might like to know:

i used to write fanfiction, mostly from requests garnered here on tumblr, but i don’t really do that much anymore.

i am an adult and this blog contains links to adult content.  as such, i’d appreciate it if no minors interacted with my blog or my work.

i do not ship or follow blogs that ship senseis and their students or characters related by blood or marriage.  even if we have interacted before and/or are friends, i will not follow and/or may unfollow your blog if you post this content.  that doesn’t mean we can’t still chat; i hope you understand.

that’s probably it.  this blog is pretty dead these days, but i hope you enjoy poking around if you choose to.  take care of yourselves out there.  <3

making lemonade - masterlist updated 3/30/23

helpful blog tags:

lemony scribbles (sfw fics)

lemony smutters (explicit fics)

lemony library (navigation content; masterlists, tag stuff, etc)

[rookieloveskashi]

kakashi 😞

[sickficbay]

when a character is so badly hurt/sick that their demeanour switches up entirely

chatty characters pale-faced and silent

quiet and reserved characters rambling deliriously

character who always resorts to humour clearly trying to think of a quip but coming up empty

no-nonsense character so loopy that they can’t stop giggling

a stoic character’s hands trembling in panic

an easily frightened character so far out of it that they aren’t aware of what’s happening to them, much less afraid

intelligent characters who can’t think straight

protective (self-sacrificial) characters letting someone else take the fall for them because they’re too weak to object

patient characters snapping at whoever comes near

affectionate character who wants to be alone

lone wolf who begs you to stay a minute longer.

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[annabelle--cane]

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

[lemony-snickers]

tbh just wanna write a smutty masterpiece bestseller so i can spend my time turning daydreams into money, lol.

[lemony-snickers]

Hiiiiiiiiii!!! ❤️❤️❤️

hello! <3

[f4therlesssss]

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

[rookieloveskashi]

group sex but 80% of the group is kakashi

[8nin]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[zomg-epic]

[drfish0-0]

kakashi hashing studies

[lemony-snickers]

[starvverie]

i will never shut up abt that tantalizing little sliver of skin that peeks out whenever they stretch their arms above their head like do you know you have 10 seconds before i jump you

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[jellopen]

new son

[aheonynan]

it didn't turn out like I wanted :(