THIS MUFFIN IS SO LEMONY

I reblog only the choicest memes. Quality over quantity

[vi-sigoth]

This remains one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life

[moss-sprout]

I'm starting a collection

[queer-as-city-folk]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[fearthefuzzybear]

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

[antisocial-possum-deactivated20]

I love this site

[the-thing-in-the-dark-deactivat]

like a quarter of the railway

[lemonymuffin]

I love getting railed

[miffyplush]

x

[rockergiirl]

the council has decided:

shonk

[lemonymuffin]

Posts that have 10k notes to me

[harlecore]

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[gameraboy2]

Saturday Night Live, "Toonces - The Cat Who Can Drive a Car"

[lemonymuffin]

One of my all time favorite SNL skits. Worth it for the cat’s face before they drive off the cliff

[esthermika]

[kaijuno]

Look at these koi

[ratbastard69420]

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

[only-cat-memes]

[lakevida]

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

[beebascloset]

I wanna be where you are

[lakevida]

costco

[beggars-opera]

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

[memewhore]

[lemonymuffin]

This isn’t a jablecloth! It’s a jacemat

[cornedbeefhashtags]

WAIT A SECOND

[moss-wizard]

Real ones remember.

[lemonymuffin]

This is why they have to take the feature away eventually. Leave it up too long and only creepy people keep using it

[catchymemes]

[cannibalchicken]