amantes sunt amentes

Liv. 19. I don't have a fun fact.

[ryanishka]

[youhavetobelieveinme-inactive-d]

can you tell i am a pro at keeping track of my files

[celestial-fury]

me too

[lemonysnickerdoodle]

Students: We still don't even know how to get checked into a hospital or how to pay taxes.

School system: But??? you know algebra! :) ur welcome

[rcah]

[iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname]

[ouroborosspiral]

[suasaagoescamping-deactivated20]

As a paraprofessional, I work with clients who can be extremely aggressive (biting, punching, charging, etc) and many suffer from PTSD, Austism, ODD etc. I do feel afraid in that moment but I am a TRAINED professional, emphasis on the TRAINED part. I don’t have a gun on me because I was taught to take down/restrain w/o one. How tf am I, a 5”2 woman working w/18-22 year old 6 foot plus men, able to take down aggressors w/o a problem but the mf police CAN’T?

[theonion]

Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her 

[browngirlblues]

Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through

[vinnylecavaliers]

"you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap"

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

[illkim]

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

[teamrocketing]

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

[bricesander]

[queeranne]

Why I don’t think it’s funny when men make jokes about that their lives are over once they’re married:

-No man is forced to get married. But thousands of girls and women are forced to marry someone they don’t love or even know every fucking year.

-There are thousands of couples all over the world who would give everything to be allowed to marry the person they love. 

-It’s fucking disrespectful to your wife. 

[lemonysnickerdoodle]

bae: tell me your wildest fantasy

me: i'm financially stable in a job that i love with great opportunities for career advancement. i live in a modest home with a good sized yard and a fence for my dogs, there are hardly any problems with the home, but sometimes the garbage disposal clogs. the fridge and pantry are never empty and when they're getting low, i can go to the grocery store at my leisure. my pre-owned car never makes funny noises and when it does, i have the money to take it to the mechanic. i am in good health and most days, i have the energy to carry out my daily tasks and do some things i enjoy as well.

[lemonysnickerdoodle]

Me: *goes to bed at 4am*

Me: this is bad I need to start going to bed earlier

Me: *goes to bed at 3am the next night*

Me: nice

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

Talking to straight boys part 2

[davidtsharp-deactivated20160314]

U done yet

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

me: beer is so nasty

bearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss