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lenas-suits

any cute girls wanna volunteer to kiss me on new year’s eve ??

latenights

vibing with someone who has the same goofy energy as you is so therapeutic.

aletheyass

they should invent a digestive system that works

oift-deactivated20200815

themauvesoul

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

mockiatoh

Op genuinely thank you for this

prettyasapic

Every person need to be taught disability history

Not the “oh Einstein was probably autistic” or the sanitized Helen Keller story. but this history disabled people have made and has been made for us.

Teach them about Carrie Buck, who was sterilized against her will, sued in 1927, and lost because “Three generations of imbeciles [were] enough.”

Teach them about Judith Heumann and her associates, who in 1977, held the longest sit in a government building for the enactment of 504 protection passed three years earlier.

Teach them about all the Baby Does, newborns in 1980s who were born disabled and who doctors left to die without treatment, who’s deaths lead to the passing of The Baby Doe amendment to the child abuse law in 1984.

Teach them about the deaf students at Gallaudet University, a liberal arts school for the deaf, who in 1988, protested the appointment of yet another hearing president and successfully elected I. King Jordan as their first deaf president.

Teach them about Jim Sinclair, who at the 1993 international Autism Conference stood and said “don’t mourn for us. We are alive. We are real. And we’re here waiting for you.”

Teach about the disability activists who laid down in front of buses for accessible transit in 1978, crawled up the steps of congress in 1990 for the ADA, and fight against police brutality, poverty, restricted access to medical care, and abuse today.

Teach about us.

wellwaterhysteria

hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

wellwaterhysteria

yeah thanks. um and if you see that woman who sometimes comes running up here could you tell her that i’m- yeah the one who makes all those deals with god. yeah. could you tell her this is the hill i’m dying on and she needs to find a different one? fuck hang on i can see those two kids with that pail of water again give me a second-

dankmemeuniversity

loving-jack-kelly

shoutout to the poor person who tried to email the registrar and instead emailed the mailing list of all registered students resulting in every student at this university realizing, at 1am on a sunday, that they all had the power to send emails to every single student at once which in turn resulted in a grand total of 2,201 emails being sent in a two hour period to Every Single Student at this school. all of us. every single one.

loving-jack-kelly

things that have come out of this email chain:

a administrative investigation into a dude who was racist in the chain only to be immediately dogpiled by everyone else

a discord created for anyone at the school who wants to join, the link sent out in the chain

the email address used to make the chain (registered-students) being signed up for target emails, which worked

the same racist dude from before having pictures of his face sent in the discord so now everyone knows what he looks like in case they come across him

a girl with a funny name that i won't say for the sake of. it's her full name. becoming a meme and embracing it so hard. she has her own channel in the discord and people were wearing merch with her name on it yesterday i saw them in public (meaning i saw people wearing masks with her name written on them with sharpie)

discord user t.hanos who only ever sends that one gif of thanos where the t is on top of the rest of the word. they also have their own channel and it is Only that gif

all of the professors being mostly unaware of what's going on bc there wasn't a single person in charge on the chain it was exclusively students

the IT department having to explain why their mailing list for all registered students didn't have any kind of security on it

everyone who's ever tried to email somebody a question once ever wondering why all these people were awake to send emails at 1am on a sunday but cannot be reached ever when there's an important question to be answered

homoidiotic

is it okay for lesbians to watch brokeback mountain\love simon\moonlight etc?

are u asking me if it’s okay for lesbians to watch movies

stupidpunk

Was stuck in traffic thirsty dying etc so I ripped open a Capri sun with my teeth bc u know one hand on the wheel and sucked the whole thing dry in 10 sec flat only to glance in my right side mirror to see a young man staring at me in the next car horrified

badjokesbyjeff

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One or two?

One….or two?

One?……..or two?

funnytwittertweets

jacindaelena

Fairy Bridge of Glen Creran by happiness_behind_the_lense

o-lanterns

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

jewish-alluka-deactivated202401

WHAT does this tag mean

starblaster

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open