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n0seferatu

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

n0seferatu

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

n0seferatu

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

cutecipher

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

eggblackoutpoetry

“Egg”

beardedmrbean

k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

boys exist purely as the larval stage of girls, everyone knows this.

the-haiku-bot

boys exist purely

as the larval stage of girls,

everyone knows this.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

importantcatpics

frogmoss1

Bobs Burger form Burgs Borber just got #Fingered Yep.

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

blackpyrefly

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

pjackk

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

ask-pacman

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast