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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.

thingsamylikes

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

carpecake

Not worth taking the risk

derinthescarletpescatarian

I don’t like chain letter bullshit but I do like reblogging pictures of snakes

happyk44

[ID: A small snake curled up on a pile of money. /end ID]

generaljenobi-deactivated202411

forfogssake

i hope they keep david tennant and catherine tate on call just to have like, cutaway gags every so often. 15 will be running around trying to stop the daleks invading for the 27th time this week, fire everywhere, having the absolute worst day of his life, and it'll cut away to 14 just in the supermarket like 'Donnaaaaaaaaa do you want me to get the orange juice with bits in or without?'

rylandsgrace

The Giggle (2023) + text posts

derfisch

lensinkmouse

#I never hit reblog so fast

felrend

Kratos use Spartan grapple!

thexgrayxlady

Honestly, the implications behind Thorn not understanding that you shouldn't eat sentient people is, I think, unintentionally horrifying. Because I think that this part is trying to be funny. However, between it and learning how Galbatorix kept Thorn, I can very easily picture Thorn nosing at corpses after a battle, because meat is meat, and Murtagh, in full do whatever terrible thing it takes to get him and his dragon through the next day mode, looking the other way because he doesn't know when Galbatorix will let him eat again.

poppy-bindery

Eragon: *finds a ominous stone in the woods and everybody thinks said stone cursed and bad luck*

Stone: *sqeaks & wiggles in the middel of the night*

Eragon:

Eragon: *goes straight back to bed like the cold blooded savage he is*

Eragon X HTTYD Fanfic Part 2

Oh look, my executive dysfunction finally allowed me to post the next chunk of my Eragon/HTTYD Fanfic: ************PART 2 **********************

“I can no longer feel the flow of Alagaesia’s wild magic. It makes my scales itch.”

Eragon reached for the nub of magic in his mind, “I can still use magic here, which is reassuring. I wonder how that is possible?”

“A different energy permeates this place. It feels much older than our homeland.”

That sobered him. He wondered if the Ancient Language would even work here, or if he had to use instinctive magic. He wasn’t terribly keen to find out.

“Have you gleaned anything of use from all of these minds?” asked Saphira.

Eragon shook his head, “I may have to sit and observe for some time. It’s all so overwhelming. So many images I don’t understand.”

Another portal flashed blue and purple outside, and two new figures joined the fray. Eragon’s eyes widened. He couldn’t feel their minds.

One of them was clearly a man, and the other a small dragon, half Saphira’s size. Both were clad in an identical shade of black. The man’s helmet, gloves, boots and greaves absorbed the light the same way his partner’s dull, flat scales did.

PART 1: https://www.tumblr.com/lensinkmouse/732741792347324417/releasing-this-fanfic-in-tumblr-sized-chunks?source=share I will keep on tagging ya if you keep on liking it lmao

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#eragon #saphira #alagaesia #dragons #fanfic #hiccup and toothless #hiccup haddock #httyd #inheritance

glbtrx

Angela is a minecraft player who has broken free of containment.

-has an enchanted diamond sword

-toads are not real (minecraft only has frogs)

-potions

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

spreading awareness.

reasonandempathy

How to Ditch Amazon

Support your local libraries and the small businesses that are actually making the products you want. Fuck Jeff Bezos and the systemic, universal worker abuse, gaslighting, and brutality they live off of.

bladelei

this seems like a good thing to bring around as people holiday shop

backpocketnotebook

I’m going to need them to actually make rose’s stuffed animals as merch though… the judoon one??? The ood one actually made me gasp when I saw it. They are just so cute. If they don’t hop on that I pray all the Etsy makers do

lnheritancecycle

erm i have..a problem...

presenting my collection:

brisingr, eldest, and inheritance in paperback (i gave eragon away in a book swap)

brisingr in hardback

murtagh in hardback

tftwtw hardback (and signed!)

eragon: the illustrated edition

eragon the colouring book

eragons guide to alagaësia

custom bookmarks my best friends got me!

and last but most certainly not least... custom funko pops i purchased.

schlarklezyaoi

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

sherbertilluminated

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

thearrogantemu

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.