Pure of heart, dumb of ass

AJ ✨ YA/NA Author ✨ Bisexual genderfuck militant queer ✨ He/his ✨ @starsandsquids is my gf and soulmate

[whichwayisthebeach-seabass]

‘what made you decide to have the film in korean’ she asks the korean director who lives in korea and speaks korean and hired a korean cast to play korean characters to make social criticism about class in korea

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[b0kko]

mr byleth sir

[offonmyownagain]

Due to their failure to corral the goose last time, Byleth recruited the top students for this mission. Rather than having a malicoius agenda like Seteth suspects, it appears the goose is trying to accomplish little more than a trivial to-do list. What no one realizes is that bringing the students together to work towards a shared goal has lead to a unification of the three houses through teamwork and trust. Perhaps the fate of Fodlan can be rewritten after all.

Part Three of my series The Goose is Loose at Garreg Mach

[offonmyownagain]

I’m thinking of starting a whole collection of everyone’s favorite goose causing mayhem at Garreg Mach.

Part one of my series The Goose is Loose at Garreg Mach.

[dimetrodone]

Sea otters and giant river otters are like if someone got two artists to design a giant otter, but ended up with two very different ideas on what they should look like cause one draws hello kitty fanart and the other was a nihilist.

[vicmorrowsghost]

Ok, but like… seriously.

[mimikyyuu]

[ljza]

snails having a birthday party for anonymous

[pharahsgf]

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

the combination of this question and response is absolutely slaying me

[dorothygale]

been watching that 70s show and it’s hilarious because hyde is supposed to be this wacky radical conspiracy theorist but like he’s correct

[dorothygale]

“the three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and hollywood” i mean Yeah lmfao

[nouveaured]

[gonnamakeitbros2]

Think about this a lot

[pissvortex]

KOJIMA NO YOU'RE ON MAIN

[bluntforceheadtrauma]

we fucking on the autopsy table tonight

[nightmargin]

I’ve discovered the ultimate life form

[josef-tribbiani]

Idk what hes saying but i agree

[increasedenthalpy-deactivated20]

rural america, rural china, and rural russia all have the exact same energy and acknowledging this is how we will achieve world peace

[sharksarentevil]

Anyone can play a princess. Anyone who says otherwise has a small imagination.

Photographer: Lily Angrui

Models: Vidal Francisco and Danae Kristine