MAXIMUM DISRESPECT

Playin and Chillin with mah best bud Cthulhu getting our BL4Z3 on if you know what i mean.

[microphonefiend]

bae: come over

me: i can’t, i’m in 16th century japan

bae: i’m home alone

me:

[taekenbysurprise]

this was a rollercoaster from start to finish

[springjeon]

[memethentik]

don’t be upsetti, eat some dick

[humpdad-deactivated20140818]

[cedar-glade]

[untexting]

I never delete text messages just in case someone wanna start acting different… like you werent saying that March 21, 2014 at 3:57pm. 

[shittyidea]

Replace your friend’s incense sticks with sparklers

[overwatch-arts]

dvaHD-HLH-3h

[cheeso]

do not laugh at comedians they are trying their best

[kimpossibooty]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

someone: good morning!

me: bold statement 

[yungstank-deactivated20140829]

[danbutt]

[spaceler]

[jalapeepo]

WHAT THE FUCK

[omega3]