Catto 😈

she/they, 21, your resident lesbian pokemon enjoyer and Magnus Archives freak😌

[willgrahamscock]

any time I tell my mutual about the fic i'm 'writing' and they ask me where they can read it

[utopians]

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

[leons-tits]

Me when I get to hear Gwen whimper and beg: 😳🫣🤭🏳️‍🌈

Me when I remember that this is a horror podcast and Jonny and Alex love to kill:

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Elias Bouchard

Quinn Faulkner

Voting ended onJun 3

Propaganda

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives):

His voice. Sexy as FUCK. He's a weird little freak. He's a cocky prick. There's this thing that Jon can do where he compels someone to answer a question, and Elias says that it's nice and tingly and. well. his response is what is described as a "pleasured exhale." He's compelled to answer something that he doesn't necessarily want to and that's like. sexual for him I guess? His voice actor has said, "I'm just very intimate with Beholding." In character. I know bringing up this one specific quote again is redundant but it CANNOT be understated how much that one time Daisy called Elias a "weird little freak" she was hitting the nail on the head. He's fucked up and evil. He's freaky. I love it.

For further elaboration on my [pleasured exhalation] thoughts, read this post: https://www.tumblr.com/magnuspanoptes/770121313794785280/elias-being-aroused-by-the-compulsion-is-so-like

Elias Bouchard is the ultimate smarmy queer villain; he has an exceptionally sexy voice and some of the best lines in media. He loves scheduling.

My propaganda is the brutal pipe murder scene. Also, MAG92.

Quinn Faulkner (The Black Chest):

has a cool voice

reads spooky stories

lesbian

enby

brought a taser to several meetings with complete strangers and announced this fact publicly

can do cool spooky stuff

Art of Elias Bouchard courtesy of @unfairlyfallen.

[leons-tits]

Going home after graduation? No way!!! Me and my professor are too busy doing splits in the apiary, and then running to the truck when the bees get a little too grumpy!! (his hands are so swollen from getting stung during swarm catching that they look like if you dyed the Hamburger helper glove pink)

[venus-butnottheplanet]

Venus I hope you know @leons-tits was studying your Elise during our fucking commencement

Omg.....

[leons-tits]

God forbid a guy look at her favorite evil old woman. Bachelor's degree? More like YURI!!! GADZOOKS!!!! (I immediately explode)

[leons-tits]

My graduation outfit can reasonably be described as a season 1 Jon closet cosplay, and I think that's awesome

[unfairlyfallen]

...

Elias Bouchard

[foilsick-anoscetia]

The conversation cannot be that interesting

[leons-tits]

I JUST FINISHED TMAGP 15 AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ALICE I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE BUILDING WITH ME STILL INSIDE IT. I'M GONNA BE ON THE NEWS. IM GONNA START THE APOCALYPSE. FUCK MAN!!!!!!

[boushards]

on the one hand i don’t believe that if elias and jon were in a relationship elias would sacrifice his professional exterior just for the sake of it but on the other hand. imagine elias pushing jon’s buttons around other people for fun. he leans over to look at jon’s screen and his hand is automatically on jon’s shoulder. he leaves his office after a meeting with jon with his clothes purposefully crumpled and his hair a little mussed. he makes vague allusions to seeing jon at the weekend when they’re in conversation with others. he pulls jon in for a quick kiss even though they can hear footsteps coming down the hallway and every single time it happens it leaves jon flustered and flushed and speechless and staring daggers at elias, but never once does he tell elias to stop.

[cullendrawss]

Inhuman: A JonElias Zine

AAA we can finally share our pieces!!! I'm SO happy with how the rendering on Jon turned out, he looks so lanky and lost, tasty shapes!!

Sadly I lost all files from 2024-mid2025, because my hard drive died. Hopefully I'll get those recovered sometime, but I'm glad I submitted the finished piece before that happened.

The physical preorders for this zine are closed, but you can still get your digital copy with hella cool art and fics for FREE here:

@joneliaszine

[rooted-spire]

Jonathan Sims has never internalized or thought about a feeling before why the fuck would he start now

[leons-tits]

I'm getting GREAT mileage out of my Archi-vest by Knock Thrice. I wore it to give my BFA thesis artist talk, AND for lavender graduation, AND my friends Master's thesis show. I am Head Archivisting it UP over here‼️

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

[the-muppet-joker]

Absorbing all of the period cramps of all of my followers. You're welcome, females. You're welcome, theys. You're welcome, brotherhood. Menstrating for ALL OF YOU.

[leons-tits]

I'm sure the painfully long silence after Sam brings up The Magnus Institute to Gerry and Gertrude in TMAGP 8: Running on Empty means absolutely nothing 🥰