patron saint of dumb causes

kat | be sincere, do the cringe thing

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

one thing i noticed about american sitcoms is that they make it seem like YOU HAVE TO attend these high school reunions and relive your trauma again and again

[skidfarts]

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[nonlynear]

the phrase “[blank] is kind of a dead wife” is becoming its own dead wife

[charitydingle]

The Descent 2005, dir. Neil Marshall

[achillesinhighheels]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[leonspardakennedy]

going to see odyssey in t minus seven hours. i will make a report

[leonspardakennedy]

well i watched that i can say. it was definitely a movie that i watched in imax. i dont hate it and i dont love it and it wont be pissing me off as oppenheimer in the next days and that’s all what i will say. for now

[visenyaism]

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

[girlbossvicvega]

google search river cartwright beaten up. google search river cartwright electrocuted and caused grievous bodily harm. google search river cartwright stabbed shot poisoned drowned betrayed and maimed. google search top ten funniest river cartwright near death moments

[girlbossvicvega]

google search river cartwright chained to a radiator in the basement. google search river cartwright exploded

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

in my room on a saturday evening talking to myself like this

[tepkunset]

I feel like simply calling JK Rowling a transphobe isn't strong enough anymore. Like. This is not your grandpa calling you by your deadname at a restaurant kind of transphobic. This is her wanting to eradicate all trans people (with an extra special hatred towards trans women specifically). This is her trying just that by personally funding transphobic hate groups with millions to push around laws in the UK. It is not hyperbolic to call her a dangerous, genocidal maniac.

It's not about cancelling a problematic writer. It's about literally trying to save lives by denying her as much money and power as possible.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite movie trilogy.

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[scribefindegil]

everyone saying "oh I didn't realize this was about moving house I thought you just meant like. physically moving your body": I have chronic fatigue. it is also about that.

[capacity2]

Vague posts are so funny tbh bc someone will be talking about their mailman and I’ll read it and always be like