Serving.

This here's Li'l Seb. He's not much of one to talk, but he has his own ways of answering queries. Sometimes he may even invite a pal of his to join in. Play nice. His sword's not just for looks.

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Remind me why I let Seb have a blog to the general public again.

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AR: First off, I don't use a sword. AR: I don't come with one and really I'm just not made for physical combat. AR: Secondly.

AR: You do not want to even know what's under that cloak.

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YOU ARE TOO CUTE YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH YOUR CUTENESS HOW DO YOU EVEN FUNCTION WHEN YOU ARE THIS ADORABLE!

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AR: Loneliness is a bit more of a personal feeling, but we're never really alone as long as our communication devices are functioning.

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Do you ever wish you had genitals? Surely you could build them yourself if you wanted.

What kind of robot would wish for genitals?Humans are always making so many shitty decisions, because they can’t think rationally when confronted with biological bullshit.Fuck that noise. 

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Wait. So does that mean you're naked all the time, AR?

If you consider my bodysuit skin, I guess I am naked. But taking into account my lack of genitalia, I don’t think it matters.Unless you want to fuck a robot.Which sounds more like a personal problem. 

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It's simply not reasonable to put the artificial skin over everything, so the body suit covers and protects all of our inner workings.

Seb here got clothes, because Dirk thought it'd make Jane feel more at ease around him, y'know, 'cause it makes him look more human.

Or, at the very least, makes it easier to forget he's an android.

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Er for the age thing... how old you guys are mentally?

We were both made with the personality of thirteen year old Dirk, but Lil Seb has been programmed to act the way he looks for the most part.

But, of course, we’re both super computers, so it’s kind of fucking stupid to try and put an age down.

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> Hello! ((asklilhaljr))

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