[hustlerose]

dont listen to the haters bro your pussy is epic 

[lesbaphobic]

oh ma gaw its all coming back to me

[lesbaphobic]

I KEEO SEEING BOOTY CHEEKS

[lesbaphobic]

did i really just open tumblr for the first time in months and have the first post i see be some guys fat booty cheeks

[lesbaphobic]

as soon as i come on here my headache starts

[lesbaphobic]

im not dead nobody asked but im pretty much always on ig @ gir1slove i dont post but i do on my story like once every blue moon ^_^ just so u guys dont think i died hehe 😘

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wingdingle]

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

[ookamikuro]

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

[gay-jewish-bucky]

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

[chilewithcarnage]

world heritage post

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[femmepathy]

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

We’ll never die

[minecraft-news-real]

blow up

[minecraft-news-real]

explode die and kill

[itzynation]

itzy.all.in.us IG update

[kristina100000]

[wiiwheel]

Facebook down WhatsApp down Instagram down .... tumblr? active

[frogwhomp]

girls love to summon demons togehther

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

The Purple Dragon

[inthefallofasparrow]

[delusion-of-negation]

if you drink that your tastebuds will actually commit suicide

[caustic-light]

Yes I'll have a long island ice tea but water it down with 4kg of white granulated sugar.

[knightoflodis]

It’s the alcohol guy again!

[delusion-of-negation]

it's the chocolate guy again (affectionate)

it's the alcohol guy again (derogatory)

[ps1]

Hiroaki Takahashi 1871-1945

[jackwiant]