not a fucking pink blog go away

hey im joel [ autistic // agender // they/them/their ] i have a byf pls read it but its kinda broken so dont i guess

[ryuko-archive]

constantly mistaken for the wrong age squad

[lesbayonetta-blog]

@dweebzilla

[yopi-dq10]

September 20, I went to the Tokyo Dome to watch the BABYMETAL!

[adorabletrainwreak]

@transcherrybomb

[tinybabyneopet]

[ziraseal]

[nowyoukno]

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[warwyrd-deactivated20170724]

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

[reallymisscoffee]

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

[ruggie-bucchis]

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

[avianawareness]

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

[odpixel]

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

[lilith-knight]

Best birbs !!

[221cbakerstreet]

your son is Beautiful and Strong

[solitarelee]

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

[betheothergirl-deactivated20180]

Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.

As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater. 

[blackwoolncrown]

!!!!

[smol-witchy-bean]

crows

[depsidase]

[allana690-deactivated20180115]

New Grell pics by Camellia

[lesbayonetta-blog]

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if youve sent me a friend request on discord, then i'll dm you with a cat emoji and you have to reply with a photo of twintelle OR "chungus" to confirm youre from tumblr. hopefully this will get cleared up soon. until then, stay fresh

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

Giselle blushed even more and hid her face with the blanket, her ears flicking a bit.

Grelle smiled at her, then suddenly tackled her and William. “I love you both!!”

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Giselle was surprised but quickly wrapped her arms around Grelle, kissing her face over and over.

“We love you too Grelle!” They both responded. Will ended up sandwiching Giselle between himself and Grelle as they hugged and cuddled. Finally things were starting to feel ok again, and Giselle passed out a few hours later as she tried to cuddled both of them in her sleep attempt to include them both. Instead she was just sprawled over top of both of them.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

Grelle laid with them, not getting a blink of sleep. She hadn’t heard from Alan in quite some time and it was worrying her. Was he okay? Was he hurt?

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Giselle had brought Alan through with her when they came back. She hadn’t seen him either, but suspected he was in his room with the children. Giselle could still smell Alan in the house, even as she slept.

Eventually Giselle woke up, looking over at Grelle and nearly jumping. “S-shit… I forgot Reapers could lay like that and not even breathe…. I thought you’d be sleeping by now.” She whispered, gently getting off them and the bed as she got onto the floor and stretched.

After stretching and a huge yawn she sighed, sensing Grelle’s worries. “He’s fine, and he’s in his room here. I brought him back with me.” She finally said. “He’s probably isolating since I sealed Claude in a mountain cliff with no way out. He tried to run away with the kids.” She explained.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

She sighed, “…I’m gonna go cuddle him. He’s too young for any of this..”

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Her ears drooped for a second but she nodded. “He could definitely use that, and I’ll stay here and cuddle Will. Maybe it will help me feel less shy around him. Tell him I love him, if he’s still awake.” She smiled before pouncing lightly back onto the bed and leaning in to kiss Grelle lovingly. “I did what I felt was needed to protect our grandbabies, and Alan. Actually he was on board with it too…. Told me he didn’t trust Claude anymore.” She sighed deeply. “I think all of this, happening at once? He’s probably trying to take it all in and adjust….. I hope he’ll be ok.” She hugged Grelle tight and kissed her one more time before patting her back gently.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

“He’s strong.. but,” Grelle hugged Giselle back, “He has a limit, and he’s really pushing it now..”

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Giselle nodded softly. “Yeah. I can feel that too.” She looked a little sad. She was always there to help and listen… but Alan rarely ever talked to her about what was going on with him. Did he not trust her? She shook it off and smiled at Grelle. “Go on. Our son needs your comfort.” She smiled softly. “Unless you want me to come too? I don’t know if he wants to talk to me right now…”

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

“You should come as well, I’m uneasy,” She held Giselle’s hand, and took her into Alan’s room. He was laying on his side, wide awake and obviously not able to sleep. Grelle kneeled down and interlocked her fingers with his, “You ok, baby?”

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Giselle came along but she stood off to the side of Grelle. She wanted Alan to be ok and happy, and now she worried that she’d done something wrong. After a few moments she chose to kneel next to Grelle, resting her chin on the edge of the bed as she looked at Alan.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

Alan nodded, then sat up to reveal a large scratch wound going across his stomach. Grelle gasped, and sat on the bed, “What happened?!” “I-I dunno…”

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Giselle sniffed the wound curiously. “It… It smells like me. Wait how? Alan did you get hurt going through the portal? Or did that bastard Claude do this?”

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

“I… wash in the bathroom, and I felt shomething go acrossh my shtomach. Then I collapshed and Ronny brought me here, even though he wash shupposhed to be buying ush shome ice cream.” He looked scared.

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Giselle was silent for a moment. “It couldn’t have been Claude. I sealed him completely. My portals tend to lash out at uncertainty but that wouldn’t happen to family and it would only happen within the portal itself.” She murmured softly, then sighed. “Well the good news is this is just a superficial scratch. It’s not that deep. I can heal this for you and it’ll be like nothing happened.” She told Alan. “Then Grelle can cleanse it with her aura, just in case it’s something malevolent.” She explained, glancing at Grelle.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

She looked at the scratch. It was slowly turning to black. “Giselle?!”

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

“Shit!” She quickly put her hands over it and began healing it, her body lighting up more brilliantly than ever before. She closed her eyes tight. “GRELLE! USE YOUR AURA, DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME!” she groaned loudly as the black mark started to crawl up her arm and away from Alan.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

“G-Gah! Alright!” Grelle quickly pressed her hand against her chest.

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Giselle groaned more. She was absorbing whatever Alan had because of the cut on his belly, not caring about anything other than protecting Alan. “S… Shit….” She growled as she tried to resist Grelle’s aura.

Giselle finally absorbed all of the blackness from Alan and healed his cut before finally reacting to Grelle’s aura and being forced out of female form, then violently flung back into a wall by a strange burst of green light.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

Grelle looked at her mate, “Baby, are you alright?” Alan looked at her too, “Mum?”

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Giselle groaned miserably as he held his arm close, keeping it out of view. “Don’t worry about me. As long as Alan is ok…” He struggled to get up, his right arm limp and lifeless, and completely black. He thought for a few moments before shaking his head and heading off to the dressing mirror in his room.

When he got there he ripped away his shirt and saw what looked like a thick black vine-like strip, curling up his arm and over his shoulder. It looked like it was trying to travel across to his heart. “No….” He murmured, dropping to his knees.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

Alan gasped, “I-I-I shtill had the thornsh even though Eric shacrafished himshelf…” He began to choke up. Grelle patted Alan’s back, then hugged Bryan. “I’ll do anything to stop them. Anything.”

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Bryan began to sob. “It’s too late, it’s past the socket in my shoulder. Even if Grelle cut off my arm it’ll probably still keep travelling. I… I don’t know how to stop this.”

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

Grelle snapped her fingers, “Hold still.” She placed her hand on where the thorns were, and then on her chest. Alan fell asleep almost immediately, and the thorns started to pulse. With every pulse, Grelle grew weaker and weaker.

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Bryan ripped away from Grelle. “No! Damnit I’m not letting you get this disease too!” He backed away into a corner. “Not you… Not ever. I promised I’d never let anything take you away…. Even if it means saving my life I’m not going to let you…” He huffed before collapsing again. “… ’s not…. worth losing y’…. I… I can’t do anything if…. If I don’t…” He growled in pain. “Damnit Grelle you’re the only reason I’m still around, after everything. If I die because I saved some one… That’s fine with me. But I refuse to let the only person that’s ever really showed me kindness and love from day one get hurt because of me!” He yelled. He didn’t look at Grelle, and he was shaking. “Please… I know you want to help me… But I’m still half demon, so I might still be able to fix this on my own. I can’t risk you getting whatever this disease really is… I can’t risk anything killing you. I’m sorry.” He finally murmured.

He then looked up at Grelle, weak and cringing from the pain. “I should still be able to regenerate, but it will take a lot longer than a normal, healthy, full-blooded demon. Luckily, you can cut into my collar bone and remove the whole arm and shoulder without hitting my heart….” He tried hard to get up, but couldn’t. “Let’s get outside….”

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

“I was using my aura to kill it!” Grelle hissed. “Now, please, Bryan stay the fuck still!” Using her powers too much took a large toll on her emotional state. Alan jumped a little.

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Bryan growled. “I said no! You’re going to cause yourself too much damage!” He argued. It wasn’t like he had much choice, as he didn’t have the strength to move. “If you don’t stop, and you insist on putting yourself in more danger, I’m going to teleport. I can’t watch you harm yourself for me!” He yelled more loudly than before. “Please… You have… You have to… Understand….” He tried to stop her, but he had no more energy left, and collapsed into a pile on the floor.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

Grelle sighed, “I do understand. I understand that you’re going to die..” She finished what she was doing, and went to tuck in Bryan

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Bryan still had marks on him, and he was barely breathing. Worst of all, however, was that he didn’t move at all, even after Grelle tucked him in.

Will stood there, a stern look on his face. “You could have died too.” He emphasized. “What then? What do you think would have happened if he woke up and you were dead in front of him.” He asked coldly, though it was rhetorical. He shook his head, disappointed. “Look…” He tossed one of the agenda’s to Grelle, with a book marker in it, freezing Bryan’s original name and protecting him…. For now.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

“He would know that I sacraficed myself for him, because I love him,” She said quietly.

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

“No, he would have become enraged at losing the one person on this miserable planet that didn’t turn their back on him and betray him. He would have rampaged, Grelle!” He pointed out all the names that had just faded away again. “For a moment, while you were healing him the first time, all those names had a cause of death listed as “Mauled to death by a Demon Wolf.” He said each word of that line very slowly and carefully. Before pointing to Bryan’s name again. There was a cause of death under his name too, but it was suspended by the book marker. “Died from death scythe, stolen from body of Grelle Sutcliff.” Is what it read.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

Grelle was silent. Would Bryan really rampage if she was only trying to save him. Trying not to cry, she walked over to William, dropped the agenda back into his hands and hugged him.

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Will hugged Grelle tightly. “I’m not trying to be hard on you Grelle. I’m also not trying to disrespect Bryan. Honestly I was surprised too when the to-die list started fluxing so dramaticly.” He sighed, rubbing Grelle’s back. “Bryan… Or Howl, as a whole…. Has had only you to be there and truly love her. Even before you two started dating.” He spoke softly. “I believe the rampage that could have been wasn’t out of rage, but rather out of misdirected grief and loneliness. Losing you… May have caused her to act without thinking, being unable to think clearly.” He explained before patting Grelle’s back.

After a few moments of silence he spoke again. “But thankfully that doesn’t happen now, from what I saw last. You should go lay with Bryan. I’m going to go sleep in the other room.”

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

“No, lay with us. He needs the body heat,” Grelle dragged him into her room. She changed into a simple nightgown that was quite short and laid nest to Bryan, pulling the many covers and blankets over herself.

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Bryan hadn’t moved an inch, and he was still cold. His right arm was still marred and disfigured by the thorns he absorbed to save Alan. It wouldn’t be until a few hours later that he would finally wake up to find that Will and Grelle were on either side of him, and Will was actually sleeping soundlessly with his arms strongly wrapped around his waist.

Bryan huffed and looked at Grelle silently. One of his eyes was different now, the whites were now black and the green was gone, replaced with crimson again. He didn’t say a single word, he just stared at Grelle.

[miss-red-shinigami-blog]

She sighed and moved in her sleep, as if she were having some sort of argument in her dream. She adjusted herself so that she was laying on top of Bryan.

[howlsblackcircusact-deactivated]

Bryan growled softly but was still too weak to move much, so he tried to poke Grelle gently in the ribs with a claw to wake her up. ‘Wake up and get off me already…’ he thought to himself.

Any other time he wouldn’t have minded Grelle laying on him like this, but now he was a little conflicted. He was happy Grelle was still alive and seemingly safe, but he was very angry and scared too. She could’ve died trying to save him. He could have lost Grelle, instead of an arm if she’d just listened to him…. After a few minutes he gave up trying to wake Grelle up and managed to wrap his arms around her waist and snuggled against her. “Never do that again…. If I would have lost you…. I couldn’t keep going without you….” He softly murmured as he buried his face against her.

[lesbayonetta-blog]

Grelle stirred, and looked at Bryan through tired eyes, “I promise I won’t..”

[gayw]

danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy

[gayw]

reblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”

[eternally-a-dreamer]

[plasmas-king]

stable clone of him was a younger girl named danni

[aviculor]

the series is literally about him keeping his identity a secret from his parents, believing that if they found out they’d stop loving him as their child and even kill him.

said identity is only known by his closest friends and others in the “community”.

After his college-age sister accidentally walks in on him altering his appearance and thereby learns his identity, she becomes clumsily obsessed with protecting him and being an ally.

Sam was able to disguise herself as him effortlessly.

[lesbayonetta-blog]

you all deserve an explanation. here it is so recently i was at my aunt’s house for a few days. i had delete the tumblr app so i could avoid suspicion from my mom and to let me download some movies to watch on the way there and back. i tried redownloading the app at my aunt’s house and instead of downloading the last iOS 9 supported version, it downloaded the very first version instead and it wouldn’t let me log in. like at all. period. so i made an update post using Safari as i just assumed it was my aunt’s shitty Shaw wifi and i waited until i got home to try again

its doing the same thing.

so what i mean is that since i keep recieving an old version of tumblr mobile [like so old it has the iPhone 3 keyboard] i will not be as active as i used to be. i cant upgrade to iOS 10.2 [latest ios version] because im 98% sure that ipad 4s cant support it. 

tl;dr: apple is being a Fuck and i will try to post as much as i can.

[lesbayonetta-blog]

hey guys just letting you know that whenever i download the tumblr mlbile app, it freaks out and downloads the ios 5 version and not ios 9 (the version my ipad supports) so im rly sorry for not being active.

[redsatinsheets]

y’all love to mock asian nail salon owners so here’s a little background for your dumbasses:

during the vietnam war, many vietnamese refugees came to america, a lot being women and their children. an american actress, tippi hedren, flew to sacramento, ca. to visit a refugee camp. she wanted to meet the women who were living there and figure out ways to support them. many of them had lost their husbands in the war and were now left without an income and many had no knowledge of how to begin to provide for themselves and their children. while there, tippi noticed that many of the women were fascinated with her manicured nails. tippi had gotten the idea to fly her manicurist to the refugee camp to teach the women how to do nails, in hopes of giving these women a way to support themselves and their families. tippi had paid for 20 women from the refugee camp to attend beautician school and help them get their licenses & eventually find jobs. about 51% of manicurists in the u.s. are vietnamese and many of them are direct descendants of these 20 women who were given the chance to go to beautician school at the courtesy of tippi. so next time y’all want to mock and make fun of hardworking nail techs and treat them like shit, just remember that this is all because of the labor and the persistence of their ancestors who came here with nothing.

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

Another reason California has a high number of Vietnamese nail techs, is because you can take the test in Vietnamese.

As in, you don’t have to be required to test in English to get licensed which makes the transition easier to learn English gradually.

Anti-Asian sentiment is at an all time high while people still demand their nails to be done.

Respect your service provider.

[no-longer-kanaya-deactivated202]

Hey everyone, this Friday (8/4) Bandcamp will be donating 100% of their profit cut to the Transgender Law Center. If you were looking to buy some music, now would be the time!

https://daily.bandcamp.com/2017/07/31/this-friday-stand-with-bandcamp-in-support-of-trans-rights/

In addition, if you’re looking for new music, feel free to take a look at my Bandcamp page for artists I’ve supported. I do not make any money from this link!

http://bandcamp.com/kanaya

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/03/fidget-spinner-inventor-patent-catherine-hettinger

[note-a-bear]

In case you were wondering, patent law is a bullshit hot mess

[thewinddrifter]

Stop calling them “allies” and start calling them pain parasites: Taking out the garbage of the…

I was fired from my job as a human trafficking advocate after being outed as a sex worker. In the past few weeks, I have lost my job, my…

Laura LeMoon is an ex sex worker, and an activist for sex workers.

When her activist work was discovered, she lost her job at an anti-human trafficking organisation, due to whorephobic practices. She has since lost her car, health care and has no means to support herself.

Please, boost this and consider donating to her Patreon.

@justsomeantifas

[pixielight-dee-foxfire]

so comcast is fucking me

they’re turning off service to my model of modem on the 30th

i’d been getting calls from them for years now saying “hey, you could have faster internet if you bought a new modem!” but like. this thing cost me $80, so fuck that

now they’re forcing me to even though there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS MODEM

so, DIRECTLY on the heels of having to get a new computer to stay in touch with all the people who care if i live or die, i now have to get a new modem.

sigh

paypal is [email protected]. please help if you can.

[makidrawzzz-deactivated20220404]

Just something I’ve been working on for the last couple of days for fun~ ^_^