Perpetually tired gay

girls are cute, social issues are important. this blog has no structure.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

[anxietyproblem]

[stupidpetface]

[ignitification]

Two bros, chilling in a hot bath, five centimetres apart, cause…

[unclefather]

Oh my god you use pronouns? Yuck. Do you want to have sex with me as much as I want to have sex with you

[doublism]

when you turn on the dishwasher the dishes have sex in there

[doublism]

sorry for the lack of asexual representation on my post about dishes. listening and learning.

[mrsperfectlyfine97]

Taylor swift really said “ i want to wear his initials on a chain round my neck, not because he owns me, but cos he really knows me”

Meanwhile I’ll get a necklace with HER initials because she does indeed OWN me.

[nervoussquidward]

[schmirby]

spencer from icarly and rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid are on the opposite ends of the same scale

[chernobyl2]

[legoyuri]

They’re all trans mlm

[jacio]

[adeles]

Mulan (1998) / Moana (2016) + the struggle of being the “perfect daughter”

[adoreyou]

taylor will never do anything as funny or iconic as this ever again

[showupatmyparty]

this will never be lived down in the fandom

[tayloraswift]

we will never let this go I hope you know that @taylorswift

[taylorswift]

This was the day I learned fire is hot. 🤦‍♀️

[android1000]

[stinkylittlegnome]

I saw a post yesterday that was like ”if you think sam and frodo are in love youre ignoring the fact that frodo has ptsd and maintaining relationship when u have ptsd is hard”, like HSHHSHAH YEAH i mean youre not wrong about that last part but BRO being queer and having ptsd are not mutually exclusive… like, you can be gay and traumatized at the same time, it’s not like they cancel each other out aasdghdjj….!!!

[stinkylittlegnome]

Me and the girls after experiencing trauma

[stinkylittlegnome]

@frodobagginsyes

Woooow that’s wild and so interesting, bro. Anyway look at how many oranges this dog can balance on his head

[amazoogle]

[enolaholmess]

how dare you leave this in the tags

[wumblr]

i’m sorry but “are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see” is funnier with literally any other location. bro are you from capetown because you’re the only cape i town. the only rhode i land. the only ant i arctica. are you from the great lakes region because you’re the only mich i gan. bro are you from the moon. because you’re the only mo i oon

[tiberius-claudius-nero]

the only miss whose piss i sippie

[justalineinasong0]

Requested by Anon

Gabrielle Aplin - My Mistake

[anniebeesandmanatees]

I just wanna fucking feel normal. I am so sick of fighting my own fucking brain.