Hot sauce is a health potion

ADHD. Fibromyalgia. Lesbian.

[draconym]

One thing about me is that I love looking up lists of things on Wikipedia. Just now I was looking up the names of hex colors and I learned about zomp.

Top tier color. Naming my firstborn Zomp now. #zomp

[thememedaddy]

[aichu-dechu]

[heroineimages]

I'm still amused when I think of last summer when a coworker said, "Oh, bullshit, you are not," when I mentioned that I was 43.

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[eptck]

IM SO TIRED OF SO MANY THINGS ABOUT DISABILITY BEING IN PRIMARY COLORS & CUTE BUBBLE TEXT

IM SO TIRED OF CAPTIONS AUTO-CENSORING CURSES & VIDEO CREATORS TRYING TO CIRCUMVENT THE ALGORITHM BY LEAVING PEOPLE OUT OF WHAT THEYRE ACTUALLY SAYING

IM SO TIRED OF FORCED BEDTIMES IN CARE HOMES & FORCED CELIBACY & SOBERNESS BY CAREGIVERS

WE ARE NOT CHILDREN . WE ARE ADULTS . WE CUSS AND FUCK AND DRINK AND DO DRUGS AND WE LIKE ADULT THINGS . HORROR MOVIES AND BOOKS AND SHOWS ABOUT SEX AND VIOLENCE . TREAT US LIKE ADULTS OR I'LL CUT YOU

[bacteria-co]

[PT :

Im so tired of so many things about disability being in primary colors & cute bubble text.

Im so tired of captions auto-censoring curses & video creators trying to circumvent the algorithm by leaving people out of what theyre actually saying.

Im so tired of forced bedtimes in care homes & forced celibacy & soberness by caregivers.

We are not children. We are adults. We cuss and fuck and drink and do drugs and we like adult things. Horror movies and books and shows about sex and violence. Treat us like adults or I'll cut you. /End PT]

[fairycosmos]

huge myth that complaining a lot means youre not resilient. every time i bitch and moan my will gets stronger

[apricops]

it used to be that “fascism is aesthetics as politics” was the sort of thing that took several steps to demonstrate, but now everyone in roman-column twitter says “my ideal world is this AI generated picture of a centurion driving a spaceship” and you don’t even have to draw any connections to anything they just say it out loud.

[bintro]

[seren-starlight]

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

[kaijuerotica]

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

old gods are waking

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idea:

[day-time-dream]

[kosmogrl]

[depsidase]

[electricpurrs]