freak type of guy

Grey they/them 30-ish. i DO NOT bite promise :))

[valmillion]

theres this amazing green plant that makes girls do some awesome crap to each other when they smoke it

[valmillion]

neeeeeed a dark elf baddie to blow nirnroot smoke in my face and i hear that ringing as i look down her tunic

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[patrik6090]

Just finishd gay porn

ALL OF IT???????

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[galaxywarp]

that saultry little binch in STILL in the bottom lsft

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[yanguang]

the cutes..

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[uptownthots]

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

[uptownthots]

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

[sanrio-stud]

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[cassie-darlin]

“nobody likes abortion” i do. i think its awesome actually.

[only-cat-memes]

[aropride]

characterpilled Unfollow

[photo of the character]

i love my this. the charactr

characterpilled Unfollow

charac te r. ... ... . .... #FUUUUCK. THE CHARACTER.

characterpilled Unfollow

DOES ANYBODY EVER THINK ABOUT .THE CHARACTER

characterpilled Unfollow

[1.5k word essay about the character] #but like idk maybe im wrong

characterpilled Unfollow

character i love youso badly.

^dash when someone is possessed by The Character core (this post is positive)

[laurenillustrated]

Mystery Inc. meet Holmes and Watson!

I am having a lot of fun with this Victorian Scooby Doo au!!

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[robotslenderman]

can you imagine tho if Eridians discovered radiation years and years after the Blip-A left

and they're just absolutely horrified because now they know why the Blip-A never returned, they sent them all to die, now to save their sun they have to redo the entire program all over again and Adrian is devastated -

and then three Eridian years later Rocky shows up with his pet alien and a ton of taumeoba all I LIVED BITCH

[stealingpotatoes]

i can't stop thinking abt this post so

[fedoraspooky]

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

[52stations]

dude im soooo gonna come into my own at the age of 30 #TRUST

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women