freak type of guy

Grey they/them 30-ish. i DO NOT bite promise :))

[thememedaddy]

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[therepudiatedimmortals]

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

[therepudiatedimmortals]

correction: i miss smelling other people's armpits after theyve been suffering summer heat all day

[transgenderization]

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

[therepudiatedimmortals]

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

[transgenderization]

hi you're not getting that

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[duckinpink]

Somebody on the medical team put him on his bunk in a wrong way...

I refuse to draw him in pants btw

(there is pt 2 now)

[dredsina]

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[valmillion]

theres this amazing green plant that makes girls do some awesome crap to each other when they smoke it

[valmillion]

neeeeeed a dark elf baddie to blow nirnroot smoke in my face and i hear that ringing as i look down her tunic

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[patrik6090]

Just finishd gay porn

ALL OF IT???????

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[galaxywarp]

that saultry little binch in STILL in the bottom lsft

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[yanguang]

the cutes..