people routinely try to invert orientalist fiction to try and prove how bad it would be like "oh, you think white guy learns karate and becomes the spiritual karate badass in asia is ok? well what if a billionaire from a tier one chinese city crash landed in north dakota and became chosen as spirit cowboy by jesus christ?" and like, what if we did reverse Lawrence of Arabia, and the thing is man it always slaps. Ok, what if we had an arab muslim become the king of being a 1950s greaser? yeah it would kick ass so severely.
if you made a movie where Hou Ming Hao was granted the blood of christ to become the greatest rodeo gun slinger texas had ever seen every single white maoist would fucking kill themselves because that movie would become the highest grossing film of all time after like a third of Chinas population pays to see the movie three times. CPC party members are posting up photo shoots of them in rhinestone chinese civil war era cavalry officer uniforms with cross draw guns akimbo mauser broomhandles with mother of pearl grips, drinking tsingtao out of red solo cups, they're smoking ribs in Szechuan. White american communists would cope and seethe so hard they would all have a brain aneurysm and die.
because this type of "ok, let me invent the coolest fucking shit ever, wouldn't that suck" isn't actually demonstrating what is wrong with orientalist fantasies of mr honky becomes the kung fu master. the problem is that those stories suck and aren't actually that interested in the meat and potatoes of those cultures. T.E. Lawrence may have been a weird freak pervert, but the thing is he was able to hang out in the tea shop and after everyone got over his terrifying blue eyes and him being insanely faggot coded, they were like oh shit this whiteboy can hang.
All these orientalist isekai fantasies are so boring because it's people that want to be the Lawrence of Arabia whiteboy orders shwarma in perfect vernacular Arabic, whole country rebels against the Ottoman Empire, but they never put in the sheer autistic homo effort to truly become arabic the way a T.E. Lawrence, they lack the humility and sense of wonder. They do not have the love.
















