there is still time.

[despite everything, it's still you.] ítalo • 25 • he/him • transmasc butch lesbian

[girldan-pip]

dan when phil says something unhinged and suggestive: "don't just say things this is the dan and phil relationship podcast think of what you're saying"

meanwhile dan on a monday completely unprovoked btw:

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[lesbianpills]

meu deus que saudades de quando o harry styles era artista

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[venonomnomicon]

[marimbles]

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

[megamindsupremacy]

Is anybody else aware of the snake who hates Markiplier or am I in an echo chamber of Tofu v Mark in my internet corner

[megamindsupremacy]

A girl on TikTok was watching Markiplier with her snake, Tofu, when she realized it flips its shit every time Markiplier is on screen

He rears up and stares directly at Markiplier’s face in the corner of the screen. It’s not moving targets/the YouTube video, it’s Markiplier

He has no reaction to other YouTubers doing letsplays. It’s Markiplier.

He rattles his tail and strikes directly at Markiplier’s face, in the 1x1 box in the corner of her screen. He’s specifically targeting Markiplier.

It’s not the volume of the video, she played it muted and he still attacked the screen. It’s Markiplier.

It’s not the fact that Markiplier is moving, Tofu had the same reaction to a picture of Markiplier she googled. He just hates Markiplier.

Tofu will literally leave if something else is on the screen. He’s only locked onto Markiplier.

It’s not the fact that it’s a digital Markiplier, she printed out a photo of his face and taped it to a stick and he struck at it repeatedly.

It’s not the paper, she cut the same shape with a blank piece of paper and he didn’t care. Tofu fucking hates Markiplier and not a single person can figure out why.

Here’s the highlights:

(Here’s one of her videos)

[nuffnotsaid]

World's most dysfunctional polycule

[haruki-stars]

them

[wdapteo]

are we doomed to only seeing dan and phil hold hands on april fools. is that our fate.

[peachlessroomba]

[danandphilupdates]

dan and phil retweet

31/3/26

[amazingphil]

omg he proposed!!!!!

[valentinemira]

🥰

[bless-your-seoul]

When your friend gets you into a new fandom and it proceeds to consume your entire life

[toutes-les-choses]

kinda feel like Ilya letting “Shane” slip out during the tuna melt sex scene was a result of Ilya letting himself moan Shane’s name during his jacking off seshs and he had gotten a little too comfortable letting it slip out whereas when Shane says Ilya’s name back it’s because it had never occurred to him he could say just Ilya’s name out loud so he tries it out and then it felt so good he spooked himself like a horse

[pseudophan]

[tlirsgender]

Things people hate hearing:

You are capable of harm

You have some level of power and agency

Ergo it is your responsibility to communicate your needs and boundaries

If you lie to someone about something being okay when it isn't, that is on you

Something being a trauma response doesn't exempt it from harming your relationships and the other people in them

Enabling your trauma responses will not make them go away, and it is your responsibility to work on yourself for your own wellbeing as well as the people around you

Being A Victim cannot be a pillar of your identity forever, and being victimized does not make you incapable of harming other people (see above)

You are not a mouse in a jean jacket you are an eel with a gun / adult human being who can use your words even if it's Scary

Having a personality disorder doesn't make you evil but you have got to get off of Personality Disorder Tumblr (see above, re: enabling)