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very genuinely there is no world where shane isn't calling ilya baby like i fully believe he calls him baby in canon it's just not one of the things that got written down but i can Tell

#hard agree #heated rivalry

intosnarkness

Okay this is my own head canon, but I think Shane and Ilya’s kids would be Hollanders.

Like, i have had Russian friends who have talked about how annoying it is to live in the West and technically have a different last name than their mom, so that complicates things along child-gender lines for sure. And in my head, I just don’t see Ilya caring that much about his last name, given his familial relationships vs his relationships with the Hollanders.

(I could also be convinced that he legally changes his last name to Hollander but keeps using Rozanov professionally, I know more than a few people who have done shit like that.)

I think as ling as the kids get a patronymic (Ilyich or Ilyinichna) he’s happy. That marks them as his family much more than Rozanov does.

(I also have opinions about them naming a daughter for his mother when they’ve already named their foundation for her, but that’s another post.)

#agreed #heated rivalry

belllllaaaaa

WHITSANTOS ROOMATES SAVEEE MEEEEEE

look at it in instagram !

#dennis whitaker #the pitt #trinity santos

totearup

Something odd is going on at their house Ilya realizes, after about two months of living together.

One Monday he'd noticed the sink in one of the guest bedrooms was dripping a little. He'd texted his plumber, who'd been able to come by the next day, only to find nothing was dripping. Ilya has figured maybe it hadn't been dripping, the faucet maybe wasn't fully off or something?

Another week he'd taken out the trash and noticed the light above the cans was out. He'd texted the electrician guy he had on call. He wouldn't usually be able to come out for a couple days. But the next day when Ilya was bringing a box out to recycle he'd found the light back on. He'd canceled the electrician, wondering if he'd just hit the lights switch funny?

And then the final odd thing happens. He's putting some stuff away in one of the guest room closets and he tugs the door too hard the wrong way and it pops off it's tracks and hits the floor. He curses as he catches it, and props it back up, leaning it into place. He texts a picture of it to his handyman. The photo is partially to explain the problem, but mostly to assure himself it really happened if the door manages to also magically heal itself.

The next day he gets a question about the door from the handyman so he goes to check it out, and walks in on Shane, with a little tool box on the floor next to him, lifting the door back into place with ease.

Ilya, shocked, "You're the one fixing everything!"

Shane, did not know this was a mystery, "Yes, of course. What did you think it was, magic?"

Shane, after hearing the story, "Wait, you call an electrician every time a light bulb goes out?!"

queenofshenanigans

This can't live in the tags I ly

ILYA THINKS HE'S BEING HAUNTED BUT IT'S JUST HIS HUSBAND KNOWING WHAT A SCREWDRIVER IS

#hollanov #heated rivalry

totallyboatless

I finally figured out how to put words to the detail that makes me deeply obsessed with this exact moment:

(Gif by @hollanderdiaz)

Ilya being a goofball is funny on its own, but it’s the fact that NO ONE is paying attention to him here that elevates it. The kids are already way past him, Shane is watching the kids, literally no one is looking at him. Ilya isn’t performing for anyone here. He came up with a game and is having fun playing it himself, regardless of if he has an audience.

It’s hitting me harder now why Ilya loves being around kids so much. He gets to initiate play with an excuse to use as a shield to his teammates later that it was entirely for the kids and not for him. The kids Ilya plays with have absolutely no idea that they’re seeing a more real version of him than the vast majority of the people in his life.

It’s also why it’s CRUCIAL to have this scene cut together with the All Star game and Ilya playing with Shane on the same team for the first time. It’s the perfect way to communicate to the audience that playing hockey with Shane allows Ilya to find his boyish joy again. Ilya is having the same emotional experience playing hockey with Shane as he is playing shark attack with the kids in the pool.

There’s an interview where Connor says he doesn’t think Ilya really cares about hockey, and this is a demonstration of what I think he means. Shane loves hockey specifically, Yuna loves hockey specifically, Svetlana loves hockey specifically.

Ilya likes competition and play, but he’s only playing hockey because he’s naturally very good at it. Being the best isn’t what keeps him happy—it’s playing with Shane and finding the fun he must have experienced as a child with his mother on the ice before his father turned it into a job.

Anyway this is in my top favorite shots of the entire show for the way it makes me crack up but also feel all that.

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov

ilyashaneconnorhudson

#heated rivalry #hollanov

themoonandmyman

Oh to have been a fly on the wall for the emotionally charged intense fuck session Shane and Ilya would have had the second they got back to the cottage after seeing Shane’s parents. Doing shit to each other’s bodies that would make God blush. Emerging three hours later with cartoon birds flying around their heads and a lifetime subscription to Sudocrem for the chafing.

aphantasias

shane and ilya may not change their names legally after they marry but i know ilya makes all their dinner and vacation reservations under hollander. i know he's ilya hollander in his heart of hearts. to him they are The Hollander Household. they send christmas cards with 'love, the hollanders'. it's real to me

#REAL #hollanov #heated rivalry

shane is described as a natural leader so much in the books, I want to read more fic that goes into this!!

#heated rivalry #shane hollander

thedoubteriswise

I'm just not into readings of shane as being unpopular with other players/picked on by his team pre-coming out. like I'm not saying I don't see where that could theoretically come from; he's a bit odd and can be very serious and doesn't seem to connect with anyone too deeply. but hockey captains are often the captain simply because they're well-liked, and every interaction we see shane have on screen with his teammates suggests that they like and respect him, even if they don't know him too well. I get why people frame shane's anxieties as being about wanting to fit in because he doesn't, but textually what is happening here is that he's actually done a very good job of fitting in. he's not just trying to make it work. it's working, and he's terrified to find out what happens if he's found out and it stops. he has everything to lose.

#heated rivalry

my-2nd-account

Ilya points out Shane getting hard in the showers then proceeds to jerk off in front of him. "I thought you might chicken out" as if he wasn't losing his mind having an identity crisis in that elevator. Ilya makes fun of Shane for coming quickly his first bj when his time is only like 5 seconds more than Shane's. Ilya makes fun of Shane's sexting as if his loser ass horny texts are any better. "Remember when I made you come hands free" Ilya sweetheart you're lucky Shane was on his hands and knees too busy with his own orgasm to hear your pathetic (affectionate) "oh God, Hollander" right before you came so hard you almost blacked out. "We are not anything" proceeds to freak out the next time he sees him and makes a folder named "boring" of the photos they took as a bit. "Not as person, of course" when he came up with a whole plan to convince him to stay the night, gave him his clothes, made him food, and is looking at him like he hung the moon. "We get together we fuck is simple" cut to him two weeks later confessing his undying love on the phone.

Ilya you're a fucking hypocrite I love you <3

#heated rivalry #hollanov