h-hewwo???

i woke up like this (gay). cassy. 21. she/her. no terfs allowed on my turf. icon by @lesbiancinnamon and I dont know how to link things in my bio pls help me. [icon description: triceratops over the orange to pink lesbian flag. end id]

[assdare]

Soon™

[assdare]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[diishii]

CLUB GOIN UP

ON A 

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[babyanimalgifs]

why is my pencil talking

[setheverman]

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

mario is going to do the regular mario "here we go!!" exactly once at the start of the movie before coughing violently and then apologizing in chris pratts voice

[yoinkysplo1nky]

[brothersskeleton]

[woodrider]

idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

[kalichnikov]

it's where they go to do cocaine

[audrey-hepbae]

[dragon-familiar]

well……….at least Jack Black was a cool choice for Bowser

[rainbowgazes-archive]

i love how cats will just be walking around doing whatever and then theyll just stop whatever they're doing and lick themselves. bath time anywhere

[iamoutofideas]

bath time anywhere

[tearlessrain]

a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because I’m used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but I’m so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he’d come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess.

[egobuzz]

charles martinet’s signature has a little smiley face with a mario moustache  

[funnytwittertweets]

[mielnah-deactivated20220722]

we need more men in STEM (Stockings, Tight pants, Eyeliner, Mesh tops)

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

small gay sports baby

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

[johannas-motivational-insults]

Okay but the funniest part is this has happened multiple times. There are three instances of former Canadian and American national team players who have gotten married:

-Caroline Ouellette and Julie Chu (both former captains)

-Gillian Apps (former alternate captain) and Meghan Duggan (former captain)

-Jayna Hefford (former alternate captain) and Kathleen Kauth

Seriously it’s like tradition at this point. I’m sure there’s a betting pool on who’s going to get married next. God I love the rival lesbian jocks trope.

[blazingspirit]

In case y’all didn’t click that link I need to make sure you see the headline.

[axebombah-deactivated20150404]

[steveisnotonfire]

This has been in my queue for four months.

[dnald]

Visit Original Link

Griffin: Yeah, you climb the stairs, and uhh… it is, uhh, an uneventful climb to the 20th floor. And uh, as–

Travis: Floor 20!

Griffin: As– what?

Justin: [snorts]

Travis and Justin: Floor 20!

[3 whole seconds of unedited silence]

Griffin: We’re not gonna say anything better than that, like–

Travis: Griffin, we gotta fight some weeds at Floor 20.

Griffin: We have 30 more minutes to go, and we’re not gonna say anything better than that.

Clint: [laughs]

Griffin: Did you even think about that?

[andisupreme]

In honor of it being 4/20 today, I feel it’s only appropriate.

[nylazor]

Lost in passion