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@lesbianzeldas
I could never be a protagonist because I'd just never move the plot along. "You have free reign of this castle, but don't go into this one area" Okie dokie. I mind my own business and hang out in the library. Queen of staying in my own lane. I'll never discover your magic curse.
the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
every time i’m struggling with an assignment and someone tells me i should just use chat gpt i suddenly become an unstoppable writing force. i will never kneel to you plagiarism machine
I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.
everyday i pray he gets in a cyber truck and the self-drive function on it drives him into a lake and he takes control back and tries to stop it but the shitty gas pedal does that thing cybertruck gas pedals sometimes do and gets stuck in a "floored" position and drives him into the lake anyway and the water short circuits the whole thing so the electric locks and doors won't open and the fire department gets there in time to rescue him but they can't break his stupid "unbreakable windows" and they can't cut the stupid steel construction of his dumb "apocalypse-proof" vehicle so he drowns anyway. Please.
and then i hope trump has a fatal stroke mid-speech in public and shits himself to death in front of a crowd.
what i don't want is for them to die any kind of death that could make them some kind of martyr or be too easily made into a conspiracy theory. So no assassinations, even from his own side. It has to be public and normal, but embarrassing
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
We often eat pie at work...for morale.
"As a treat" implies a special occasion, a temporary state. "For morale" makes the joy essential, because you have to have good morale to keep going.
I know I know I know he like Died died, but consider:
Galadriel arrives in the Undying Lands and Fëanor is just standing on the shores, hands on hips like “WHAT THE HELL??? THREE STRANDS??? TO A DWARF???”
Galadriel just smirks as she walks past.
Eventually, Fëanor gets over it because hey it’s FINE. He’s gonna live forever in the Lands with her, and the Dwarf won’t.
And then like a century later that Greenleaf bitch rows up in his own little canoe with WHO FUCKING ELSE
Chikorita and Totodile: Yay we get to be in Legends Z-A!!!
Cyndaquil, stuck in 1800s Japan:
Controversial opinion: If they're not going to turn out to town halls, you need to turn out to their homes and offices.
It's called "escrache", and the Argentinians invented it: you just organise demonstrations, noisy ones, lengthy ones, in front of the private residences of politicians.
JD Vance had to move to an undisclosed location after protestors surrounded the ski resort in Vermont where he was staying.
Z-A starters explained
Now that I have a Lightbox I can take updated photos of Archibald Asparagus Saint Sebastian
Fellas… the creator of Veggietales has seen it
ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back
Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time
You CANNOT do this to me
sometimes having a cool name comes at a cost
its the Fisher price
BOOS YOU VERY LOUDLY OFF THE STAGE
heard a song in my dream last night with the lyrics ‘she got that junji ito pussy, a hole that was made for me’
Megan THEE Stallion would rap this.
magical love 🔮✨
I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it
To everyone saying that “uh actually it’s cause drag kings aren’t as visually interesting”
Kreme Inakuchi
Wang Newton
Murray Hill
Hugo Grrl
Lotus Boy
Landon Cider
Manny Dingo
Even more :) If you dont see visually interesting and amazing drag kings on your feed you are not paying enough attention, go and find them! Here’s some that I know!
Showponii (from brooklyn, femgay drag king and AMAZING performer!)
The Cakeboys (a drag king collective made of sweaty eddie, senario, muscles monty, and richard!)
Henlo Bullfrog (from philly, also has made costumes for drag race!!)
TJ MAXX! (MUA! Amazing artist too)
KLONDYKE! One of the most amazing performance artists i’ve ever had the pleasure of watching
ZANAX ! Philly and NYC, some of the coolest visuals in drag right now
And that’s that follow more kings on insta thats where the drags all post for event promotion :-))
I'm adding onto this post to give you THROB ZOMBIE, the Horror Himbo (tm), aka my hometown intro to drag. He's pretty big now after coming in 2nd on the Dragula show, but even his early stuff was so creative and weird and interesting (and a big part of my gender coming-out process lol)
Andro Gin my beloved!!
