[guerrillatech]

[thecyndimistuff]

[roboticoperatingbud]

[hypogryffin]

sequel to my most popular post cuz a bitch wants attention

[livedinthecastle]

reblog to keep your mutual refreshed with a nice squirt of the saw the ride dead body fountain

[frostios]

crystal beptism

[officialboredom]

Why is it always Sonic. What does this series do to people

[godshideouscreation]

[cryptotheism]

In the club killing a live bird with my teeth

[jame7t]

outside the club resuscitating a dead bird with my veterinarian degree

[cryptotheism]

The bouncer keeps handing the bird back and forth between us

[friendlypentagon]

Hey can someone answer me ? I've never been in a Tumblr thread and I love these (I'm not even sure you guys will see this answer)

also nevermind this account I've only used it like 7 years ago

[cryptotheism]

^ the bird

[powerburial]

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

[the-vampire-lord777]

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

[powerburial]

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

[itsmyturnonthegender]

Hey, don't cry

20 quadrillion ants or about 2.5 million ants for every person on earth ok?

[itsmyturnonthegender]

This guy knows how to fukin Party

[wizardraziw]

Students, we may have a slight problem. It seems as though death itself has made its way into the halls of the school.

[cryptotheism]

The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

[cryptotheism]

De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."

Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."

Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."

[koobyn-deactivated20240716]

Why is Biden in the Republican primary

[cryptotheism]

Got lost

[themantfile]

Fucking liberals cry cry cry. Wait until your world gets turned upside down. It will be legendary. 🤣🤣🤣

[cryptotheism]

Hey man, you got any good recommendations for grandma porn?

[crtter]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I need to live in a house with 3 other adults where we all just sit in our rooms all day and only come out when someone starts cooking . and probably an mdma room

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

and the meat hook room

[luftballons99]

the way people online talk about art they like is utterly intoxicating

[kiasbarse]

i dont care if he killed people hes still my babygirl‼️💥💥💥‼️💥‼️💥💥‼️

[wajjs]

sleepy tired but coffee machine at work can make hot cock so I'm surviving

[wajjs]

HOT CHOCO I MEAN HOT CHOCO

[wajjs]

please don't do this to me

[johnwickfucker]

[chicken-delight]

[solardrake]

i am going to do it

[solardrake]

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

[solardrake]

it a litle bit cold

[cheddar-baby]

[starless-planet]

No, I don’t think I will