[whisper-and-tangle]

my awsum new idea for another shadow the hedgehog game

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[gayvampyr]

[ID: a large advertisement on (presumably) a subway wall for GLP-1s. it contains a picture of 2 injectors, one “zepbound” and one “wegovy hd”, and a small round pinkish pill. “GLP-1” is crossed out in black ink, and over it is written, “Say no to Drugs”; “Stay fat & sexy” with a heart drawn next to it. /end ID]

[cocksuredness-deactivated202410]

Tumblr mutual confidentiality clause

[datasoong47]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

the touch starved traumatized tgirl would like to awkwardly sit near you and not initiate contact

[maja-paja]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[slayvideos]

[wincingthenightaway]

[mentallyart]

Bbys

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[i-r-gigi]

[i-r-gigi]

Made it better:

[redstonedust]

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

[anik]

i love this guy

[estro-boi]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck