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[lesbobloodkeep]

♡% (fae-them) ⋆ byf read my carrd. 🗒🧷

[commander-minkowski]

I’m already SO excited for the potential party dynamics of coffin run. like, zac seems to be continuing his trend as inhuman creature who’s just a little guy aww look at him he’s just a little guy, c’mon, he’s a little guy ehhh … carlos luna looks like he’s doing full Just Some Guy who’s along for the ride which I absolutely love … izzy roland is giving us the tasty flavor of a deranged mad scientist with an actually pretty decent eastern european accent (+ I always have a soft spot for people roleplaying outside their gender) … and ishii will, if the lord is merciful, be blessing us with another spooky milf … I love them all already !!!

[lesbobloodkeep]

ANOTHER ERIKA ISHII SPOOKY MILF !!!!!

[grasslandgirl]

MUTUALS I AM GOING TO USE THIS (jasmine bhullar DM’ing coffin run) TO AFFECTIONATELY BULLY ALL OF YOU INTO WATCHING BATTLE FOR BEYOND

[lesbobloodkeep]

just looked it up and it has brennan, aabria, erika and ify ?!?!?!? hell yeah i’m watching it

[shadowhearthallowleaf]

this divorce is all i could have wanted

[lesbobloodkeep]

the way it was “this is the most amazing moment of your life …….. AND ALSO GUESS WHAT YOUR EX HUSBAND IS OUTSIDE THE DOOR !!!!!!”

[eponymous-rose]

For anyone still looking for an entry point to Critical Role that doesn’t involve six hundred billion hours of back-content: tonight’s episode may be what you’re looking for!

A four-part miniseries will be running over the next month that takes place over 800 years before any of the events of the show thus far, during a time period cheerfully denoted “The Calamity”. No prior CR knowledge is needed - even the most devoted fans have only pieced together bits and pieces of this history, so we’re all in the dark on it. We do know that the event that ended the Calamity is also the basis for how dates are reckoned in this world, so hey, pretty big deal.

It’s a different cast, too! The DM for this mini-series is Brennan Lee Mulligan, whom you might remember from assorted viral College Humor videos even if you don’t watch their (also excellent) D&D show, Dimension 20 - the dude has some frankly absurd improv skills and speaks in Epic Monologue as a matter of course. The players are Aabria Iyengar, whom you might know from her time DMing for/playing in pretty much all of the big D&D actual-play shows (including Critical Role’s first two Exandria Unlimited series, Dimension 20, and The Adventure Zone!), Lou Wilson, whom you might know as the announcer for Jimmy Kimmel Live and a ton of amazing College Humor stuff (including some incredible roles in Dimension 20), Luis Carazo, whom you might know from L.A. By Night (I don’t know his work, but am really looking forward to seeing him in this!), as well as three members of the regular cast: Marisha Ray, Sam Riegel, and Travis Willingham.

There’s a teaser trailer here:

How to watch? If you want the live experience, you can tune in to Critical Role’s Twitch channel or YouTube channel starting at 7 PM Pacific (likely running until 11 PM Pacific) on Thursday, May 26, June 2, June 9, and June 16. Even the livestreams, I should add, now have excellent closed captioning available.

“That’s absurdly late/early/inconvenient in my time zone!” Yeah, it’s a super bad time for just about everyone, so they typically rebroadcast it at 12AM and 9AM Pacific; if you miss the episode but want to watch a livestream, you do have several chances to do so. If you’re more inclined to watch in small pieces after the fact, you can watch the video on demand with a subscription to their Twitch channel (if you’re not a habitual Twitch watcher but have Amazon Prime, you get a free monthly subscription to a channel of your choice).

If you’re more patient, however, the whole episode is available free for everyone on YouTube starting the following Monday, and the audio-only podcast version goes up the following Thursday at 5AM.

[lesbobloodkeep]

i have never seen a single ep of critical role and i’m already pissed at brennan as usual, loving it here

[lesbobloodkeep]

LIVE TWEETING ON MY WAY TO FUCK UP BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN

[docholligay]

Doc, what are the top five items food banks LOVE to receive? I'm doing a collection soon and want to ask for specifics.

MONEY. WE WANT MONEY. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY. WE CAN DO SO MUCH WITH IT. WE HAVE ACCESS TO DEALS YOU COULD NEVER. MONEY

That aside.

 I’m only going to talk about food items but if your food bank takes personal items, a lot of times diapers, feminine hygiene products, etc, are very very welcome. 

1) Canned chicken and beef 

looooooove this stuff. It’s expensive, it lasts forever, it tastes good and it can be used a variety of ways. This stuff is fucking catnip to food banks, it’s so hard for us to provide proteins. 

2) Fancy nut butters

Peanut butter is a standby for food banks as a shelf-stable inexpensive protein, but if we have a family with a kid with a peanut allergy that’s not going to work. Non-peanut butters are expensive and it’s something we hardly ever see donated. (we also like peanut butter, but that’s easier for us to buy ourselves than non-peanut butters)

3) Canned or packaged tuna

You may notice a trend here in shelf-stable proteins. And yeah. That’s basically it, so I’m not going to keep harping on it. But this stuff is a godsend. 

4) Easy breakfast things for kids (Granola bars, instant oatmeal, and the like) 

Whatever Donald Trump tells you, most people who get food from food banks are actually working their asses off and so they have to leave Obama to raise their baby or whatever, and they don’t have a lot of time in the morning. Things like this that kids can make for themselves are expensive. (Another trend you may be noticing–donate shit that costs a lot of money. That helps us more than all the shitty green bean cans in the world) But they are so helpful for busy working families where the parents may not have a set schedule and sometimes little Amanda is making her own breakfast before she runs off to school. Don’t let kids go to school hungry. 

5) Shelf-stable juice

This is one people never think of! But if you show up with a bunch of (preferably reduced sugar stuff) bottles of juice at my door, oh man, you are gonna get so many check mark and okay hand emoticons. This stuff is great for kids, and it doesn’t require refrigeration until it’s opened, so it works great for food drives. 

[kesonafyren]

But seriously, give money

And it’s way better food, too, anything you get prepackaged has A TON of sugar and/or salt in it…collecting cans may be more exciting than writing a check, but if the point is to help people, the check is going to get a lot more done

[pennie-dreadful]

Yoooooo heads up for those of you with kids, I know this time of year schools start holding canned food drives so keep this in mind if you’re able to give.

[kyraneko]

collecting cans may be more exciting than writing a check, but if the point is to help people, the check is going to get a lot more done .

hint: the point should be to help people.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Also, please consider setting this as a scheduled post for June/July. A lot of food insecure families with children rely on school lunch to make ends meet, and that’s obviously not an option during summer vacation. Lots of people give during November and December, but summer is a lean time for food banks. Which is a shame, cuz fresh produce is at a boom during that time of year, so not only would summer donations boost how many people the food banks can help, it would boost the quality of the help they provide.

[deansass]

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

[deansass]

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

[weaver-z]

GOD IN HEAVEN

[pseudomantis]

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

[pseudomantis]

Serious spine injury someone take that thing to the vet!

[1thousandminus7]

White boy off the shits!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

It looks perfectly normal on Link because he's just like that

[triforce-princess]

you didn’t even post the best ones

and here’s a bonus too;

[bloodkeep-escape]

someone send me bloodkeep drabble prompts. especially Maggie&leiland or Markus/leiland please i want to express emotions

[lesbobloodkeep]

maggie and leiland teaching leiland jr how to play tag and he fully misunderstands and charges through leiland and looks back at maggie for approval while she can’t stop laughing

[jewishsora]

[lesbobloodkeep]

god she’s horrible and a delight, i hope she sends many therapists running for the hills