lesbiposting

sorry to anyone who may have come here through a post that i made expecting more of the same but, uh 😬 this is basically just a blog where i post whatever tf i want

[aenslem]

Tuvok in Star Trek: Voyager (1995–2001) 4.05 "Revulsion"

[shencomix]

[theslayerfest]

buffy the vampire slayer had the best opportunity to make buffy’s initial dislike of faith about kendra. about how she feels guilty about kendra dying and not wanting another replacement slayer after her (especially considering how faith is the complete opposite of kendra) but noooo we got the dumbass female rivalry plot line again. when we already had it in season two and buffy had already gotten over her whole “i’m the only slayer” thing and learned to work and get along with another slayer.

obviously, considering her running away and how in ‘faith, hope and trick’ faith got along so well with the scoobies it makes sense to spark a little friction but it would’ve been so much nicer if buffy was pushing her away because of kendra, if the scoobies had told faith about her and their ‘fight’ over ‘the angel thing’ was actually about kendra, buffy yelling at faith saying she’s not kendra and faith getting jealous of someone she’s never even met.

we could have got buffy going through survival’s guilt not only over angel but kendra as well and buffy who pushes faith away because she’s scared of getting attached to another slayer (we could’ve got a scene where buffy gets upset with faith for being reckless because buffy doesn’t want her to die like kendra did)

anyway kendra young you should’ve haunted season three.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[alliluyevas]

As [Mikoyan] declared in a January 1936 speech: “I am a great supporter of the production of ice cream. Certain comrades believe to this day that ice cream is merely a children’s treat, and is of no use to grown-ups.” At this point Mikhail Kalinin, who was in attendance, exclaimed, “But everyone loves ice cream!” Mikoyan replied, “They love it, but some shun it out of hypocrisy, because they believe it’s just for kids. The production of ice cream needs to be expanded as much as possible. I am lobbying for ice cream, because it is a very delicious and nourishing food.”

important soviet discourse

[andmaybegayer]

the image of this guy going “but everyone loves ice cream” is driving me insane

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[gingik]

[lessnowon]

last night i was laying in bed when i was struck with an idea that had me crying, laughing, gagging, throwing up with my genius

so i made a note of it and went to sleep

?????

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

Scunthorpe problem - Wikipedia

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

[lessnowon]

stabrew cafe spoilers under the cut

look, i know that they only had aubrey and starla "break up" so that it wouldnt be atrociously out of character for aubrey to think the absolute worse of starla but like. im pissed about both things actually.

[lessnowon]

I KNOW MY GIRL IS INNOCENT AND SO WOULD AUBREY IF SHE WERENT HEARTBROKEN

[lessnowon]

stabrew cafe spoilers under the cut

look, i know that they only had aubrey and starla "break up" so that it wouldnt be atrociously out of character for aubrey to think the absolute worse of starla but like. im pissed about both things actually.

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[treecitysessions]

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

[treecitysessions]

People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively

[treecitysessions]

“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….

[tlbodine]

"so we would have this conversation"

This. This is something I see people not understanding. Folks seem to increasingly want fiction to model correct behavior for them. Which, sure, can be something for fiction to do, but what fiction is really really good at is creating a model of a situation that allows you to experience a bad, messy, complicated thing, and see what people did, and how it turned out, and imagine what you would've done instead. Even more powerfully, it gives you something you can show someone else or point to and they'll have a shared understanding. Stories can give you stuff to think about so that you grow from experiences you didn't even have.

That's a real superpower of storytelling. Neutering it of that ability is just....a waste of potential.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[elekid]

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

the fact that “the vibes here are rancid” is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

can you imagine being a normal dude and you’re getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dude’s like “head’s up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginable” and you’re like “why?” and the jedi dude’s like “inscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesn’t get more specific than that”

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yoda’s always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if he’s nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them “something bad’s going to happen” and never explaining what’s going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? that’s for you to figure out

[thisarenotarealblog]

mace windu has Double Anxiety because every now and then he gets a pop-up that tells him when he is making a Significant Visual Novel Protag Choice

[ellie-you-idiot]

The Force: This Action Will Have Consequences!

Windu, downing three space ambien: great

[meatdiaz]

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

[chilewithcarnage]