hows the fugue state?

| he/him | 20 and my blog reflects this | buffy enjoyer first | I have had this blog for a million years |

[conspicuous-stitch-witch]

a supernatural middle age writer/lit professor shooting her shot with:

if you don’t mind robbing the cradle, you’re welcome to spend the night

ESTELLE LAURENT, THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE

[captain-peroxid3]

pro: chest chair that leads nicely downwards con: i smell like ramen and gravy and am covered head to toe in a sheen of oil that i can FEEL

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[melissaxx7]

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[mattressblowoutsale]

you have been on tumblr for like 12 years why

the earth doesmt want me

[foolforbuffy]

take my buffy personality uquiz now or spike will NOT bite you <3

[jennycalendar]

would you ever do a 47 for jennyangel for the kiss meme..

you people love enabling me

47. out of spite

"You knew this was going to happen," says Jenny. She's smiling, sugar-sweet, leaning over Angel without a care in the world. It strikes him that he's never seen her half so unencumbered as she is in this moment. "You had to have known. You're such a fucking masochist, Angel, creating these situations for yourself even without a soul. What part of you would ever think that you'd be enough to rein me in?"

Saying that it had been Angelus's decision means very little in this moment, because Angel, soul and all, could never have predicted this. When he imagined Ms. Calendar as a vampire--and of course he always does, with every human he meets--he always imagined her as cold, calculating, carefully removed. This twist of vindictive passion is genuinely frightening to him.

He isn't an easily frightened guy. It's just that he doesn't know what she's going to do. He knows what her great-great grandmother would have done, but Jenny, Janna, woman of many faces, he's got no fucking clue what she wants. All he knows is that she's going to get it.

Jenny lets out a pleased sigh, almost a moan. Her hand rests with proprietary triumph on his shoulder.

"God," she says. "I fucking love my men afraid."

She leans down and kisses him, and there's nothing he can do to stop her.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

[pansyfemme]

do you have a problem

[eggl-rd]

lately been feeling like i have 1 angel wing and 1 devil wing and 1 normal eye and 1 black and red eye with black tears coming out of it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[thecheshirerat]

Siobhan: I know exactly who [my sire] is.

Lou: I also know who mine is…!

Ally: …!!!!!

Lou: !!!!!!!!!!

Ally: *pointing* I’m proud of youuuu!

Lou: *gesturing to himself and giggling*

[bowcard]

started watching ccod and i love how funny and clever the concept is. imagine you’re a vampire who can only go out at night and you’re trying to establish dominion over a small suburban town where everyone is in bed by 9pm. insanity

[emiko-matsui]

I don't know why we're making such a hubbub about koschei coming as if there's anything zaeth could've done (or not done) that would make koschei upset with him. that's literally his babygirl who can do nothing wrong wtf ? like zaeth breached the masquerade so bad he should've been killed for it and koschei basically reacted with please don't do that again. wth do you think he's gonna do? he's probably coming to visit because he wants to give zaeth a little kiss for being gone so long