[dacuala]

why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look

[skopostheorie]

This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

[k1tk4ttt]

Me trying to choose one of my fictional crushes for my fake scenarios before falling asleep

[wasturbatress]

I think Ford speaks for all of us in that.

[vero-like]

Some absolute gems

[catchymemes]

[ovenproofowl]

every single suez canal/ever given fic that has appeared on ao3 over the last few days is Incredibly Cursed, but I have to give a special shout out to this one for the best tag I’ve ever seen:

[sargentballs]

it's so refreshing getting world news that isn't an immediate threat to anyone's life or just otherwise depressing. this is what world news should be. a big ole boat drew a penis and then got stuck in a canal and now a sizable chunk of world trade has ground to a halt. wonderful. this costs me nothing

[randomweas]

[airportrunwaymodel]

This is like a Renaissance Painting 🖼

[aireina]

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

[iraffiruse]

[meanboysfromkremlin]

[sirdarlig-deactivated20200710]

*Kill Bill siren echoes ominously in the distance*

[reallyrandompictures]

[thanael]

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[sapphicalicebrandon]

bella in her room in the dark at 3am tryna figure out whether that’s her jacket hanging or edward standing VERY still

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

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